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Good Night, Jake.
Be right there.
well, I got a double-barreled answer to his query right inside.
You gave me some wood,
Fuck! Motherfucking pussies!
Now, that's a rump roast.
There's a difference.
Best in Texas.
Everybody sit down!
That is, not until we found somebody from the other side
Uhh!
Car accident. Heavy contusions about the torso,
Sheriff Hague.
Now they're out there in the night doing God knows what.
God damn it, girls.
Aah!
Wait here, Lieutenant.
Appetizing.
big enough to take all of us.
Put your backs to it. Protect yourselves there.
Run out of dominoes? I'll send you more.
There are two helicopters,
Get in.
Hello, Palomita.
Uhh!
But who's gonna laugh now?
but ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river.
Hey, you want some barbecue?
Wake up.
Hey, Abby.
There's more!
Oh, balls.
The deal is still good.
Wait, my tarantula.
Doc.
Anyone else have a car?
but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
Are you a wrecker, Wray?
Then you realized if you could infect a large enough populace,
You're all deputies as of this moment forward.
So, instead of a chest full of medals, we get a face full of DC-2.
So, uh...
Their balls, sweetheart.
Three minutes.
- No protection. - But she's fast.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I Love You.
You get up there and you dance happy.
Uhh!
Yeah. Yeah, that- that sucks, really.
Who's Leslie.
Skip, grab the twins! Come along with me!
About as useless as a pecker on a pope.
I'm nobody.
No, it sounds like a go-go dancer.
He knows the score.
Damn light.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Say ahh.
What do you think?
J.T., you all right?
That's our cue.
Uhh!
Don't shoot! We're not infected!
No.
Why not?
Look at me!
Where's...
Let me go, you motherfuckers!
Cherry! Cherry! No!
Aah!
Well, I'm real sorry to hear about that.
just like this.
Onward
Toodley-oodley!
The gas! You need your gas!
Most of it's her own doin', you know.
Quit your hollerin' and get yourself a goddamn Band-Aid.
(Squealing)
Oh, thank God.
what name do you go by now...
shut up it is gonna be Rated X!
Everybody grab a badge and a gun.
Go ahead, drop your pants.
I need some Bactine or something?
Holy shit.
And then we'll move up
# Just remember till you're home again #
he thinks he's gonna come over here and get my recipes...
People picking up road kill.
What?
There's a difference between being frank
Not yet!