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Rated X! No! Rated R! No It's Not Going to be rated X!!!
I want you to shoot them, okay?
Planet Terror
I made you laugh.
Ramona.
I looked for it for two weeks.
- Let us go. - Tell me why we should.
We don't want you checkin' out right this-
Would you like to tell me what happened?
Class-A clusterfuck.
Look what you did to our son!
Oye, chica.
And for that I will pay you $150,000...
You can call me whatever the fuck you want- I don't give a shit.
That's right.
And after my red-headed friend...
and you're gushing blood and pus through every sacred hole in your body.
And you know what?
Fuck.
Rated NOT RATED.
We gotta fight them off.
right there where the old one was.
14 days? No way. I mean-
Go on and have a seat anywhere. I'll be right in.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
dieter and enrique, the lost vaginae, only on paramount+ Brought to you from your friends at mtv entertainment studios and big world productions
I was cold. I took your fucking jacket.
My leg's stuck in the door!
I made Jesse a plate of barbecue so goddamn good,
What do you think of the leg?
Stand.
Hey, what happened to your tooth?
Hey, your tooth fell out, too.
Ohhhh!
Where is here?
Smokin' them goddamn cigarettes.
- Don't you mean see you later? - Of course.
Not enough.
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who's filling in for julie and glynn white? rejavia notlan.
She'd say...
I'll be right there.
Uhh!
Wray!
Emotion.
# See the pyramids along the Nile #
Rated X.
She is a possession.
Hey, my other tooth fell out.
Just reach up.
I get it right there out of the dam.
Somebody grab the slaw!
Don't taunt me, tramp.
I have no leg!
Talked about it enough.
Whew!
THIS MOTION PICTURE HAS BEEN RATED X Due to the extremely graphic nature of this motion picture, no one under 17 will be admitted.
Get your sorry ass in here!
She's on her way.
Baby... get the needles.
Now, if we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest,
Well, normally I would.
Where do you think you're going, you fucking bitch?!
I shot at them.
Can I interest y'all in a plate of soon-to-be-award-winnin' barbecue?
Not today! Not today!
I was earlier tonight.
If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy,
It'd just do the same goddamn thing that the blood did.
Yes, sir.
You took the jacket.
It's like, uh, connecting the dots.
I'll do it.
Now I want all of it.
cash.
The helicopters are on the other side of this wall.
Yeah, baby. Stay.
I am not leaving you here like this.
- Uhh! - Aaaaah!
kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit.
And the little bullet hits you right there.
Please! Stop!
You’re fired!
and within this small percentage lies a cure.
Dance for me, motherfucker.
# You #
Two against the world.
Don't touch anything.
and don't fuckin' touch anything!
Yeah, I guess.
I gotta get home. I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Blood is salty.
And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me,
Cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes, please.
Line It Case Of The Stolen Past
Aaah!
As you may know, illegal aliens such as yourself
Or her.
You got nothing to say, huh? That's funny.