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You know, you believe you deserve it and the universe...
- Wedding pictures, sorry. - Ugh, you're killing me.
All of my heroes are self-made.
No, I don't, I don't.
They come with a price.
I got upset and...
- All right. Good night, babe! - Bye.
that's a little shamey.
- What do you bench? - 400.
Each family gets a pack.
And that was it! He just dumped me by phone.
Tell me it's not fucking true, now!
To finding a personal path that allows me
you put it in there and you got the real HGH.
that are waiting for good people like us to drop our guard.
Wow, the way your sweat's glistening off your muscles...
You should cut some of that fuzz out of your ears!
Well, that's what I'd do in this situation.
Slow down, Paul.
Tiffany, did my 11:00 call? Mr. Kershaw?
Jesus, forgive me. Forgive my sins.
Lugo!
Yeah, I concur. That was real stupid.
but your skill set doesn't put my mind at ease.
does not need these glasses that see in the dark!
You see how those weights are flush flat on the fucking floor?
burglary, money laundering and forgery.
Would you like one? Those are so cute.
Just leave it up to me and
It truly is.
Okay! The lovely Sorina here...
It's a piece of China fucking crap!
who I knew only had my best in mind.
All you got is change in that fanny pack. Is that what you want?
I'm at your house, John, fucking your wife.
You know, I don't know the specifics,
You're pretty funny.
Do you know what fear is?
O 9 dedos e o que????? Eu sabiaaaaa
Victor, how's it going?
Maybe it got so I didn't want to be "equal to" anymore.
Otherwise, somebody could just come in off the street,
It takes a little finesse to tell the Chief of Police
The best way to do a human extraction like this,
Come on, let me help.
- They're even better cold.
Just fucking lie.
That's mine.
Son of a bitch.
- But cocaine is king.
Daniel, did you ever catch a spy girl?
Yes!
"PASTOR RANDY". No hard feelings.
You're all fucking green.
I told you these guys were gonna get hungry again.
Do they have phone sex in India?
In fact, the only thing they weren't found guilty of
- Why would that be breast milk? - 'Cause this is.
- Oh! - What are you doing?
He's carrying a big bag of charcoal. White shorts.
God gave you 10, now you got nine.
All they got is testimony from some fucking cokehead.
She just got her tests and everything.
Everything else will be gone before Robin...
The bitch is cold, bro.
You should get on it.
You fucking could have killed me, you cunt!
So the three-finger plan just needs another finger.
Well, I paid him 40.
That's 315, close grip.
Stop drinking! You've got to write the code down now.
How you fixed for a job now?
I told him I was gonna give him a fucking body like mine!
I gave it to him. Like nothing.
She's out of your league, bro.
Chaplain at Attica said Pastor Randy
Okay. The hands will be on the ass!
Am I right?
I didn't think you'd be pissed.
Mission abort, mission abort, mission abort!
in Miami, Florida, between October 1994 and June '95.
Get back here!
Oh!
when it's staring them in the face.
If I had a tranq gun This is every girl i liked
Now I go to work.
Big director driving your pussy-ass Fiero
Rocky, Scarf ace, all the guys from The Godfather.
I'm big!
You know, I, um,
Would you...
to push themselves harder.
of living the dream!
and the fucking heat.
but you can't have my shit!
Number two, recognizing...
What the... Hey, snatch that Cabbage Patch!
So cool. Praise Jesus!
It's two exact BMW's!
George Lucas' Writing Team
Except the only thing I hate more than golf is fishing.
500,000 cash. Check.
- Ta-da! - ...ls going to be the victim.
Be careful, that's hot. You'll burn yourself.
Anybody here?
Just come in any time. Any time at all.
Why don't you glue his toe onto your balls?
But that lady's a whore.
Hey.
We hit him in the house as soon as possible,
Hey, you schmuck, you remember me?
than a big black man in tears.
- What's going on? - What's going on?
You just made a good man suffer.
and I believe I can help others
they'll think he's incontinental and flag it!
That's what you cal! irony.
Hey, get out of there. Go, get, get, get!
- They got my toe. - Jesus!
Hello, little baby, I'm here.
- Let's go, set...
It all started in Transylvania.
This isn't happening.
and see if you got any peach fuzz?
and I'll bring by the forms for you to sign.
beautiful, robust erections of your high school days.
- I wish I had a camera. - All right.
There's a bug! Do you read English? Yeah? Puta? Bitch? Right?
One thing... I recently had some trouble with the law.
Jesus.
His fucking baby booties?
It's a piece of China crap.
Please leave a message
Lucky I had an airbag.
I would like to call you Eldad
What the hell are you doing?
I've done it before, so come on. Just hit me.
- Everything. - Victor, Victor.
unique serial numbers for identification.
Look at yourselves! You handle food.
a few ways we can keep ourselves safe.
Yeah. You're gonna have to work close with him.
You want to be a monument to physical perfection?
besides what a fucking notary does,
- It was an honest... - Fuck that!
You want to get out of this,
One more!
That's what makes the US of A great.
I spent a lot of time building these bad boys.
Oh, my God. This guy understands me.
- Okay, great.
All right, we're good here.