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No, it's not a movie, baby, it's a music video.
All I ever wanted out of life
You know, Jesus said,
I'm fine. I just banged my shin.
and I want to thank you all for that. Okay?
Get out of the way!
it would be this.
I haven't been truthful with you, and, believe me, it hurts.
Oh, man.
Why did you say it like that?
You gonna tell your baby mamacita
No, Paul, they can't, okay?
But big budget. Sets, cars, Eiffel Tower.
for the fact that he had a very tiny penis.
there was a rich kid lived two blocks over.
You can zap a guy's balls off with one hit, all right.
No shit!
- Take her, Paul! Take her! - I was talking to him!
Oh, He is.
I love me some rain on the African plain.
You're still a notary, aren't you?
- Like Jell-O. - They're new.
You know, I could have got you ripped, man.
Secret agent, Jimmy Choo shoes, I got it.
Hey, we didn't see you move in.
Life is going to give me another set.
I'm going old school.
Oh, Danny. Danny?
Some people just don't know a good thing
Oh, no, no. It's okay. Shit happens. Forget it.
Yeah, he can be kind of rude that way.
Oh, tell your mama!
Now, we'd all like to believe
it's not the world we live in now, brother.
Ooh. Wow. Bushy.
Let's race the Porsche, baby.
What the... Asshole!
Dissolve them with lye.
on my Puppy Luv? Huh?
- Where's Frank? - Sixty-four!
That's the American dream.
So what do you think, we go in the other room
You're broke, you dumb shit,
So, I ran your numbers past my accountant
I mean, no offense, Daniel,
Just give me one more of those blue ones.
you damn well better do it.
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!
- What's up? - Hey, Ed.
Listen. You take this,
You're a very difficult victim, Victor.
Shit, you ask me, that's kind of mean.
every asset you had.
Frankly, it had a lotto make up for.
It truly is.
It takes professionals. You guys,
we needed to secure another operative.
How'd you happen to choose this gym?
Okay. First thing, recognizing a potential attacker.
Well, I like to be prepared for anything.
this chocolate mass, baby,
or they're kicking us out.
Hey, should we save her implants?
because you never went to college.
You poor, poor baby! I am so sorry!
The team explored a number of infiltration procedures.
This fucking archaic line-directory system
You were supposed to talk to him!
But being in the medical profession, I prefer not to judge.
uh, Mr. Kershaw's primary care physician.
she gonna take the kid and go home to Colombia, immediately!
And I was tired of clients petting me.
Adrian, you're fucking magnificent.
My msda was so much nicer than hers.
I will not buy worms.
had been down the habit road himself,
Gotta jump off the back, we snatch him.
Killing me is not going to give you job skills, Danny.
I fucking told you!
See you in the living room.
500,000.
No! Oh, God. Please, no!
Hey, Paul, it's me. I want you to pick up Adrian.
Where'd he go? You see him?
unless I did something about it.
- Safety pack.
And they need extra security.
Motherfucker!
It's worse than sickening. It's unpatriotic.
And sometimes, you've just got to fucking run.
Next.
You're not going back!
Fuck!
It's a piece of China fucking crap!
We're only picking one, guys. This is not a gang rape, okay.
A three-year old... It Stunk like shit.
I mean, look at us, man. We're like Superman.
"PAUL". Well, this plan didn't work.
- Chopin?
Everyone that wants the American dream.
If you deserve it Well Festa my good BBuddy it served
- Come on, man. - Fuck that.
And if I can get you to learn one thing today,
Thanks for coming.
I've fallen in love with a younger woman
What's with you clowns?
No, I did not. No.
Hey, this don't look like an airport.
will serve it. Yeah, I've heard that before.
I'm turning into a stud here.
And what would you like to do
Take him around again.
- Put the fucking thing away! - Okay, okay.
Don't you listen?
KRISZTINAI Frank!
We want the red dots, the Gandhi kind.
Yo
And the one thing that unites great men
Just bring him by tomorrow.
You're tipping her over!
How funny was that when that scumbag shit himself
because I'm being held hostage by a bunch of fucking body...
33... 19... 22...
No, this wasn't heaven.
"A beer" is only an expression. Let's go get something to drink,
What's there to be suspicious about?
All good, Eldad.
Little kids might think you're a school bus and climb on for a ride.
- A thousand? - A thousand!
in the chaos, right? Right? Come on! Let's bolt!
We could totally hang out, okay?
with the Scooby-Doo seats!
I got me a riding mower. Snapper 342, you know it?
with the airbag. That's what they tell you.
We just need you and Mr. Kershaw
No, I think they gave me the wrong fucking number!
put them in buckets. Right here.
We're back! Come on, let's go.
Im big!
or I'm the DEA chasing after a drug smuggler.
You didn't get the code?
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Doesn't mean we have less right to a piece of the pie.
That means we have to hand out the preparedness packs,
Hey, buddy!
a SELVAHEMA presentation
I love Jesus, too! You know that, right?