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I'll be right back.
Oh, God, one. One.
You want some OJ? No.
Is he dating someone else?
What the hell is that?
This should hold him for a few hours.
Sorry. I'm-I'm-I'm sorry, ok?
I'll keep that in mind.
Kev and V are on their way over with meat sauce.
So...
Maybe.
Awesome!
Kevin, we're not keeping her.
Yeah. I just told Carl that.
I can hear it.
Mm-hmm.
Red light equals no cash.
Oh! Found it. I'm taking this
I don't know, sounds like a lot of trouble to me.
Fiona, we, uh... we've been through this before, remember?
Anyone seen the laptop?
I can't. I still have a year and a half of high school left.
Said she would help me with mine next week. No.
Um, I'll make it up to you.
We have three settings, none of 'em even match.
the Taser to play with.
He just showed me a Web site to steal music.
What's going on in here?
Which do you like better?
I don't want you, ever.
"Carry Me Home on the Cross?"
Mmm. One.
'cause you don't want to clean.
Could take a PowerPoint class.
No, Lip. Lip, wait!
Oh, my God, I am so wired.
Totally.
Not taking advantage of her.
I fucking never saw him so proud.
Mmm... Mmm!
Okay, one?
Guys, don't... get too used to this, okay?
Would you be able to abstain from alcohol for two weeks?
Spin, Ethel, two times! Under the shovel!
Paintball rocks!
Anybody here?
Veronica asked me to do her chores.
Like what?
♪ Sure of? ♪
Where are you going?
Beard get me money, too?
I'm sleeping on the couch.
We have to kill the turtle.
to get him to finish the work.
No! Dad, stop!
No. Not when he starts drinking again, okay?
This fine piece of jewelry will alert us to any alcohol use.
Use your mouth. Okay.
Mars, Venus, Earth, Mercury,
Yeah, it's open!
Yeah, well, drunk or sober, you're still an asshole.
Java's my vice now.
Sorry we can't fool around.