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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Hurt?
is with booze and with meth.
Daddy made us Mickey Mouse pancakes.
Why the fuck is our couch on the wall?
What are we doing here?
In the hospital.
Lip!
I'm ready for you, sir.
It's worth a lot of money these days.
She's ripe.
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- Towel? - Yeah, but he's not going,
it's only been 90 minutes.
Married to a dude named Clyde?
I mean, it was the first time he ever came to
- Yes. - I was like, "Girl,
Medical study.
Last time Dad was sober?
Maybe you're not attracted to me anymore.
There's a new kids' place where all the waiters
Steve. He's getting text messages
I signed on for the money.
"No worries."
if that's okay.
It is the best in the country.
Yeah, that's what I'm asking you. How do you know about Candace?
Unless, of course, the anger that you've suppressed
No, the beard gets me laid. Chicks dig a beard.
You'll come back every three days for a drug screening
you are not using my eyeliner if you have pinkeye."
Foster daughter.
That towel's gonna leak.
I stand corrected.
No.
Now, Debs, you know
You mean, Dicks and Dates?
What?
Well, he really wanted to go, he knows we're strapped.
Now, again, we propose to do that beginning...
I always asked for French toast.
Where have you been? Are you all right?
And how do we usually respond?
I gotta find something more permanent.
We're having French toast.
but it's better than being brought up in a group home.
Sweet.
No.
Although I have no idea what that has to do with kids
Oh, that's-that's nothing.
I'm going to enjoy this while it lasts,