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Understatement of the year.
the last thing in the world I want to do
Then away we fly Cinderella and I
You kept saying Moondoggie.
Hey, gee, this is neat.
I mean, all the fellows around here respect you.
the only difference between you and your friends
I've been hit on the back of the head with a sledgehammer.
but this time without the papoose in tow.
Look.
Suspended in time and space,
I suppose you'll tell him how you dusted me off.
Speaking romantically
It's time for you to go home, that's what it is...
I could use some easy cash.
Do you know where she is? I don't know.
Honest to goodness, it's the absolute ultimate!
Oh... no.
and, well, about this dream you had
Boy, how cute Can one gal be?
What do you think we're running here, a finance company?
Do?
Oh, yeah, well, I tried that once,
Well, I said it was a crazy question.
That time I congratulated you for getting straight A's?
but are you sure that's gonna happen to me?
If she says she hates you
and sweet...
Oh, let me do it. I'm a wizard in the kitchen,
Here...
Bye-bye, dear.
Well...
would you, uh, sort of wear this till I come back?
How about what?
Suit yourself.
just like you said about...
You bring the moolah?
Yeah, who works when the surf's good.
that when you got loose there'd be no more chains,
cramming on math and biology...
What happened?
Of course, Moondoggie can tell you
either a guy's got a talent for a certain way of life, or he hasn't.
but you, on one of his little private parties?
Yeah, but when, and I mean, how am I going to know what...
Gosh, if I had a whole lifetime of that,
Do you know anybody else it impresses?
Why?
Yeah, well, listen, if cutting corners like you...
Come on, try it.
Although she's just Small fry
Aw...
Well, isn't it usual for friends to...
Hey, look, this wasn't my idea.
Oh, boy, when I think of all the hours I spent
Hey, remember?
He'll tell you all about himself. He sure will.
Come on, open up!
If I didn't get her home On time
Crowned!
can I... can I make you a little more comfortable?
and well, I'd about die.
Francie!
you're not going for that jailbait caper, are you?
Oh, well, I think I'll cut out too.
Oh, you are.
if I were ever to, uh, to let myself go...
but me, I'm hopeless.
Yeah.
Do you know who that stoop Hot Shot had lined up for the job?
Anything I can do?
Oh, you doll, you!
Yeah, you better listen to Moondoggie here, miss.
I can spot trouble through a crack in the blind,
Hi...
Got a cute little girl And I call her Cinderella
Really!
Well, if you must know, it's a bribe.
Those guys just aren't interested.
No, no, no, it's my fault.
You have?
Francie, this is Jeffrey Matthews.
I mean, doesn't everybody have to have a goal or something?
Put one foot a few inches ahead of the other,
nobody owes anybody anything.
and you earned every penny of it.
Uh, Francie...
Oh, that hot-wet-hand-set.
Boy, there's a funny bit.
Hi.
Moondoggie? Oh...
but anyway, I've got a part to play, haven't I?
Well, I should hope not.
Hello, Jeff. Mrs. Lawrence.
private parties?
I'd do anything for her, and...
Help! Help!
Thanks.
Good night, dear.
You're going to Peru?
one, two, one, two...
for whenever you want it.
Just a touch of tonsillitis,
If that's a bad feature I'll be the teacher
If I could what?
This is supposed to co-op venture.