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- Here's check 001, the only check Roger ever wrote. - [Stan Laughs]
Hey! Never thought I'd see you dirty bastards again.
Stan, hurry! We're almost on the ground!
I tell "My mama's so dumb" jokes. Example.
I'm- I'm letting it wash over me.
(FOOTSTEPS)
# Is enough enough? #
Chia Pet 122271: Three and five-eighths growth.
You know, Roger sure did leave in a hurry.
[Muffled Shouting]
[Latino Accent] I'm a-roll a turkey tonight, ese.
Roger is truly one of the most interesting people I know.
in the meanest way possible.
I love it. Francine, take the pain and throw it right at Stan. Do it!
What the hell's going on here? Where's the hurt feelings?
Ow, ow.
[Family Laughing]
[Howling, Laughing]
# I saw the sign #
Roger, we love you. You're a Smith.
I drove Phyllis Diller to two of her first three abortions.
Those comments you made the other night resonated in me...
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
So I'm changing my approach- gonna get more creative.
You guys can get up now! It's definitely over!
Ah! I feel great, cleaned out.
[Roger] Ow!
makers of the Chia Pet.
That's been my real goal all along.
You know how that time is like.
##[Band Continues]
Fascinating.
Space Stan is panties. Steve, don't steal glances.
Good-natured? Oh, no.