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Stan, thank you for that very loud wake-up call.
It doesn't hurt my feelings, because I still know they love me.
# I saw the sign-# You're alive!
You don't consider yourself part of this family, do you?
Who the fuck is Elaine, Stan?
And I know Sammy Hagar.
then built a boat out of their corpses to get away.
for seven years after Father Murphy was canceled.
If after all this time, you still don't feel part of this family, it's your hang-up.
Steve, you will never get laid.
[Sobbing]
I am a part of this family.
Steve's still out there.
That sponsor is Jones Enterprises...
[Growls]
Sir, wait!
You're going to roast each other.
Euphoria, the fake drug from 90210.
- ## [Stops] - You guys all got up and insulted me...
We'll dress up nice, throw a few good-natured barbs your way.
Klaus?
Ecstasy. Crack.
Let's split up. Whoever finds him, radio the others...
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)
- Zotz! - [Yelps] Okay.
- [Machine Gun Fire] - [Francine Gasps]
Nothing set in stone, although I'm pretty sure these scorpions are going in Steve's butt.
Well, if that's what you really want, then of course we'll do it.
- So you are pissed about the roast. - You're damn right I am!
[Yawns]
Now, Stan, roast Hayley.