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Are you serious?
Okay. Because you were madder than we've ever seen you.
My running regimen is killing my lower back.
I'm running as fast as I can!
did we lose the porn
# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #
- [Roger Groans] - [Gasps]
# And it opened up my eyes #
Cocaine. Heroin.
Welcome! And thank you for coming.
# I saw the sign #
- It was either him or us, and I picked us. - ##[TV: Program Theme]
So from now on, we'll be known as...
Settle down, everyone. Who threw that?
If you try any weak sauce, I'm gonna give you such a zotz.
- Nowhere! - [Line Beeps]
[Roger] Hi. Do you have this week's People?
- Oh, my Godl Breaking news from Asia. - Oh, no.
Everything's fine, Elaine. Thank you.
This has been the worst night of my entire life!
And your zingers better be mean.
[Whirring, Beeping]
She gave me a fiber boost. Then she gave me a life boost.
- Prepare olfactory system for flatulence. - Flatulence denied.
He could have done something.
I'm a-roll a turkey tonight, ese
Not much. What's happening with you?
- Roger, did you see who did this? - Yeah. I did this.
Roger, you drunk, lazy cocksucker.
Plus an all-new third row of seats...