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- What? - That's bullshit.
I thought you might be excited
- Try some of this. Thank you. - Do you want some of this?
- Are you hungry? - I'm always hungry.
cocktails served in pineapples.
For me, it was a privilege.
I've never seen anything like it.
But the Young family, they're old-money rich.
Yeah, but Nick's not like that.
I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.
I'm selling the hotel to my dear friends,
You want a wedding like this?
Yup.
She did.
And you'll see Cassian when it's good for him,
What was that look? I saw that.
and kill us both,
Ahh!
He hurt me.
All right?
Oh, thank you, sir.
of you and your family.
- Hey! How are you? - Uncle.
It's easy to make a killer entrance
in the Asian Economics Journal.
And, you know, they're your family.
Eleanor Young.
She gets it.
Yeah.
Okay, there's a lot of children
You will never be enough.
Rachel Chu.
Auntie, this is Dolce.
Sorry, don't seem to have your reservation.
When, in reality, you're a super sophisticated, smart
I'll e-mail the photo later.
Pants are overrated.
and you're worried about making a scene?
I heard she demanded a whole row to herself,
What's Rachel bringing to the table?
Meet the new lady of the house,
Oh!
I don't have an accent.
professor of freaking game theory.
Am I totally out of the picture?
Okay, what?
Give me a second.
Stop talking.
I mean, this place is gorgeous.
May I help you?
Instead, I feel like I'm a villain in a soap opera
Did your Ah Ma teach you that?
and became pregnant with another man's child.
I mean, he'll get next to nothing.
So you're from the Taiwan plastic Chus, right?
while the tan huas are blooming
Unless there's another reason you're out of town?
Astrid is awesome.
Don't forget your essays on conditional probability
when she immigrated to the United States.
So you let Bernard Tai organize all of this?
and then you pinch, pinch, pinch.
Astor! Vanderbilt! Rockefeller!
Thank you.
Don't worry. I turned him down.
She's just lucky to be here.
I didn't come from the right family,
Hey. It's not about me.
I'm here to go to his family dinner.
I think she'll manage our family.
What about the Ah Ma? Does she hate your face, too?
and women lift up economies.
Get someone else to handle it.
it was just me and my mom, which I loved.
Thanks for meeting me here.
No, I'm just kidding.
Her tan huas are blooming. It's a whole thing.
Mrs. Young, I must ask you to leave
Rumor is, she was in a porno. Two Girls, One Cup of Noodles.
Mmm, yeah.
I mean, we're just here for a wedding.
you're gonna be like, "Bak-bak, bitch!"
This whole time you had nothing?
that it was because of me.
So she let her raise me, so I would be.
I'm learning the lingo.
What my mother did to you is unforgivable.
Or was it like, "You...
And Malaysia, Thailand, Brunei, New Mexico.
It's that you're a coward. You gave up on us.
It's right there.
No, you're not. Not at all. Far from it.
Its a party tho
A rare Cambodian gong.
the blood, sweat, and tears it took
My family is much like anybody else's.
Those are very special.
I just love Nick so much.
No. Chickens are bitches, dude!
Oh, my God.
Where are you gonna go?
Is that necessary, man? Come on!
I'm not walking out on anything.
And your room is all ready for you.
It's nice to meet you, Mr. Goh.
Are you thinking of walking out?
The whole family's gonna be there.
if her parents didn't own a billion-dollar resort chain?
I heard you thought Ah Ma was the cook!
- I had some dinner plans. - Seriously, we've got...
I know this much.
Bernard Tai.
you were always going to be
That is exactly what a super-rich person would say.
- clueless, gold-digging... - Yeah, I got it.
Now, I just want to go home.
Nicholas! Hi!
and her little soldier toy-boy, Mikey.
Amanda.
That's dinner.