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Wow.
Crap, it was me. I forgot to invite Jerry.
And four years from now, who knows?
Jerry only gets a real birthday every four years.
He's healthier than ever.
- No, no. Give it a rest. - I need it.
Yes, Leslie, what are we doing in Jerry's bathroom?
Parks is inside. Campaign is outside.
and that's amazing.
but it's about much more than that.
but then a job came along at the tannery.
Or I own four identical versions of the same sweater.
We go, we split a huge piece
- Andy. - What the , dude?
Champion!
Aw, no, no. That's okay.
and we will never discuss this again.
When you're running for office,
and I've ignored it, because it is ridiculous.
Yeah, well, then break up with her.
a sign with all this complicated nonsense
Jerry? Jerry.
Wait, is he gonna break up with me?
I tried to puncture an eight-gauge aluminum foil
Ginuwine?
Drip club is drip club
No, April, I need to keep my work separate, okay?
In this case, it was a long string of letters and numbers.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
Now Jerry is turning 64 this year.
Okay, well, what is the big emergency?
- "9u/09230023--" - Mm-hmm.
So as you can imagine, we would never have ordered