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When are you two lovebirds gonna stagger down the aisle together?
- A brass cuspidor. - No kidding.
But anyway, you May and I'm September.
I learned my lesson. I ain't marrying nobody. I don't care who it is.
It's a popcorn popper.
You know what I mean? Nothing but a bar and a cuspidor.
Melvin, I don't like pigs' feet.
I was proud of you.
Pop, I work hard all day...
But you make me feel 25.
Say, Melvin, if you had the chance, wouldn't you marry Lena Horne?
Yeah?
Oh, really? Even the part about how she's over the hill?
Oh, it's a long, long while
No, thanks, Melvin. It's all right. No...
Well, I've known her a long time.
Wait a minute.
Thanks for a very nice evening, Mr. Sanford.
Here you are. Pork chops and fried apple rings.
Oh, he won't object.
And have some... See, another thing is wine.
- Say about what? - My father's getting married again.
When the table is set up and there's a good smell and noise from the kitchen...
- If you're really and truly sorry. - I really am truly sorry.
She massaged my neck so good, I heard it crack.
Your father has told me so much about you.