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Bring it in here.
So, it's, you know, kind of their deal.
Hey, get-- Get the hell off my field!
A drunk, lazy dad.
Go two, go two, go two!
The championship game's gonna be a lot of fun.
She don't lie, she don't lie She don't lie
- Hey, coach. - I haven't seen you around.
Ball! Take your base.
Three years? it's been three years?
This is a serious program.
He can throw all right, but you think he can hit?
You can take your crappy trophies and shove them right up your asses.
Really? How would you know what he wants?
The 1 0-run rule kicks in after three. I think you should hang on.
Taking sides, Slim-Fast?
Don't hold back.
Sound familiar? I used to watch you over at Regis Field in high school.
Dying.
- He's a ball-hog! - Yeah?
Yeah.
Watch it, asshole.
We got nothing but a boozer for a coach.
lt was 1 980.
- I'll give you batting practice! - Come here. Come here.
Now, basically, what that translates to is that if any of you guys get hurt,
Because we got a chance.
I would've tagged you out,
Hey, hey. Let go of him.
surfing and all that stuff, it wasn't Zuma, it was Redondo Beach.
Okay, let's hit the field. Come on.
It looks like your smuggling grapes down there.
All right, get ready. it's coming at you. You might want to back up.
I got stitches on my foot.
Stay focused. I'll catch up with you guys.
Be alert, guys!
- And then-- - You guys, sit down!
Now get in there. Come on.
Come on, somebody hit something.
''Mombai''? You really went all out for this one, didn't you?
So I want you to lean into it and take the hit.
l'll be fine.
Don't ask me where I find the time, but I made them myself.
He said if I played, l'd just embarrass myself.
Buttermaker, don't turn this into high drama.
Strike one!
Hey, just checking in.
Yeah, for a little while.
Designer jeans. Calvins, Jordache, certified vintage.
Hustle up, guys. Let's go get them.
Sorry.
So I guess you want to quit too, huh?
That's my boy. We worked on that.
...are mental patients...
Nice tits, Engelberg.
What a fag…
All right, call it. Quit. Quit the whole league. What I just said.
See you later, Joey.
What do you think? I mean, I was in the game, you know.
the sexy scumbag,
God, that is so lame. Reverse psychology?
You're 1 2 years old.
lt was two outs, bottom of the seventh inning.
Between his trumpet lessons, photo club, Boy Scouts and swimming,
Engelberg, I got something special for you.
lt's all part of growing up. The important thing is that you're right,
and rice vinegar.
We've been taking a lot of crap in school.
All right, pull the pin. Throw it.
We're that close to the championship.
Hey, Garo. Garo, come here.
- Get behind the plate. Come on. - Get back. Get back.
That's your boy.
ls that thing glued to your fingers?
...you know, being more distinguished.
Timmy Lupus?
Okay, let's welcome all our teams.
That shit's expensive, all right?
Come on, get out of the way.
We need one more, Amanda. Shut them down, honey.
You just walked out, you jerk. You could have said goodbye.
All right...
Come on, come on. Play nice.
You guys look like the last shit I took.
Watch it, watch it. Go! Yes!
- Jesus. - I'll teach you to mess with me.
Same shit. They both built pyramids. All right.
Garo, that was perfect last time.
All right, let's go, guys.
Good hit. That was a good one. Choke up on your bat.
Hey, hey, hey. Now's not the time to punk out, okay? Understand me?
I bet it's just blowing their minds.
- Ken Griffey, right? - No.
Come on, Buttermaker, let's go.
Kindergartens do it all the time!!! Train!!!!
Now, quit acting like a bunch of damn babies.
Buttermaker, what the hell are you trying to pull?
He's been working hard. lt would really mean a lot to him.
about the caterpillar and the worm deal.
You gonna go through the world seeing yourself as a winner...
We just wanted you to know that you got our respect.
Why the hell would you want to go there?
- You got a future, Lupus. - You ever play with anyone famous?
Well, listen, I'll see you around.
I said all right. Okay?
But...
he found himself able to lift a cow.
I think we all know what that means, right?
There you go, all right?
You're out!
Pass them down, sweetie.