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God, I love this job!
- What do you think? - I think I'm gonna get my ass kicked, sir.
Whiskey! Gives it another 50 RPM!
Don't give me that. You are NBA material. You remember that.
Given the nature of the intruder, you won't have much trouble.
- Admiral Graham on the radio for you, sir. - Thank you.
Absolutely, sir.
Marty Pascal. God bless you all.
Sounds like a whale.
If I pull it off, that is get both ports...
I would like command of my own nuclear sub.
(mutinous muttering)
GOD, I LOVE THIS JOB!
The lard is in your head, Buckman!
I can hear a couple of lobsters duking it out.
Sit on it and rotate, sir.
(screeching metal)
(stifled laugh)
- I'll be waiting for him. - You'll be waiting for him?
All ahead two-thirds. Rudder amidships.
The intruder is probably coming from Norfolk.
Bingo! 500 feet. God, I love this job.
Passing 9-0 feet.
Aar!
It's two on and two outs. Bonds is up again. Swung on.
- What is this doing here? - This?
Passive sonar only. Let's not give away our position.
# You make me feel so young. Boom!
OK! Good news, guys. We've just won the Billy Joel tickets and the WROK T-shirts.
As much as I like to see my men advance, I have an obligation to be as honest as I can.
- Mr Pascal please, periscope depth. - Periscope depth.
If I throw you off, it'll be in the middle of the Atlantic.
Target at 160, sir. Five-knot aiding wind.
you're going to attempt to sink shipping right here at the naval base in Norfolk.
And now we appear to have broken off radio contact.
(whale noises)
Comport ourselves as professionals.
High Winds and Horizontal Snow. Perfect time for...
Hot.
- Yes, sir. The harbour is blockaded. - Good.
Would you be this easy on me if I was a properly experienced sailor?
You are to report to Norfolk immediately.
And which do you think we're going to be using more often?
The coffee or the lard?
More to the point, I simply don't approve of his command style.
Carl, you and the Orlando
- Come to periscope depth. - Make your depth 6-4 feet, ahead two-thirds.
THIS IS THE MOST INCOMPETENT BUNCH OF RETARDS AND ASSHOLES
Make for the tanker. All ahead full.
I haven't been getting much sleep. Everything's set to go, right?
- 1-0-0 feet, ma'am. - Passing 100 feet.
Bingo 500 Members! God I love this job!
(triumphant cry)
Har har!
You are targeted.
Oh, my God. There's cockroaches in the flour.
May God have mercy on his soul.
Thank you, Buckman. That'll be all.
Sorry. The name's Buckman.
- Ahead one-third, steady on course. - Ahead one-third, steady on course. Aye, sir.
The only thing holding her together are the bird droppings, sir.
Cos the upwards pressure on SPY is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can
Sonar, plug that in. Running lights on.
Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his dick!