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I know. You were fouled.
What?
Uh, no.
"I'm A Detriment To The Entire Operation. A Total Morale-Crusher."
Sir...
(loud thud)
When you get a week's holiday and there are Class 37's in Anglia
I get it. Please, don't take off your clothes.
Well, thank you, Captain.
- To command your own submarine. - That's not funny.
Look, I hate to disappoint you, but I may have had some other things going for me.
- Nitro, hi. - Interesting nickname.
- Anything else? - Not yet.
Just a little water.
(metal buckling)
Very well, then.
- You're sure? - Oh, yeah. A quarter and two dimes.
# Be all that you can be
- I could have you put on report. - Pfft! Be my guest.
Well, that's impossible. They must be confusing you with Emilio Lake.
However, if any of you would like to support Pascal, you may speak up now
You'll hang for this. Stop or you'll all hang.
(klaxon)
Look, Dodge, for the rest of this exercise, there's been a reconfiguration.
- Bump it up to full. - Keep your trim.
Aye-aye, sir.
- Thank you, sir. It's nice to be noticed. - Oh, get out.
Sir?
If you're good enough to evade further pursuit,
- What are you doing? - Whisky thins down the mix.
What's the matter, sir?
- Captain, this is way over my head. - Just focus on your procedures.
- Marty. - What?!
- I'm in line for a third star. - Oh, my God. I'll no longer outrank you.
If we aimed them right, any kills should be visible in your scope.
It must be a whale. It's moving around.
Do you think we could catch and kill a bogie like that in time?
- Setting terms now? - No, sir.
Sir, sonar contact is breaking up. We're having some trouble tracking them.
He's impulsive. He's often undisciplined, even reckless at times.
Welcome aboard, sir.
- Goes under the name Sonar. - Welcome aboard, Sonar.
Ain't that one of my chickens?? No it's a parrot.
# Yo-ho and blow the man down
Well, it's a long story.
This crew is the most incompetent bunch of Regards and assholes in Naval history.
(# sings In The Navy)
We are not running silent. Listen up.
What?
- Since when were rules important to you, sir? - You watch yourself, Dodge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe you, sir.
Chin up, Lake, it wasn't your fault.
Hey, this is the navy. Don't call me sweetheart.
RJ, I want you to climb the periscope and put that lamp up on top of it.
- Three degrees down bubble. - Three degrees, aye.
Isn't that one of my chickens? No, it's a parrot.
Gimme the money. Pay it up. 50 bucks. Ulysses S Grant.
Get the Stingray. Give them the coordinates.
Captain, maybe we're taking on water.
brushed against a Russian missile sub just off Murmansk.
Summer Cruise Goals
It's getting tough to hold on in this wash. I must be right behind a prop.
They've been handpicked... by me.
Come in.
- OK, I'll take it, Lieutenant. - Thank you, Captain.
Ready for Deep Dive!
No, it's OK.
- Sir, we have 12 degrees tilt starboard. - Check all emergency vents open.
I'm afraid you're headed straight for an ulcer if you can't ease up a little bit.
Convergint Technologies Service Specialist at its finest
- All you have to do is quit. - My old man won't let me.
You have your orders, Captain. Do you read me?
Nobody talks about brave men in their proud simulators.
John William Burris