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- Make that two-and-half degrees. - Two-and-a-half degrees, aye.
four, three,
Let me rephrase that. It's going to make things difficult on all of us as well.
- Cool. Did we hit an iceberg? - Off the coast of Virginia?
(whale noises)
- Balao class, refitted 1958. - Balao class? But that's a diesel sub.
(series of commands)
Engine Man, First Class, Brad Stepanak!
You Should be more Careful, Sir. Remember, When You Rush, That's When Accidents Happen.
Good night.
Uh...
car.
Big Jimmy, a guy I owed money to, had one.
I'm not happy with this boat, sir.
- Prepare to rig for dive! - Aye, rig for dive.
One-and-a-half down bubble. All ahead full.
I never saw this shit on the recruiting poster.
Oh, good. Our chaplain has arrived.
Yes, sir. Seaman Stanley Sylvesterson, sir!
- Anything unusual up there? - Just fishing boats. Weather's gotten bad.
Captain! Sir.
Thank you, sir. But I can take care of myself.
We have a faint echo, Captain. 15,000 yards at three-four-niner.
All right, gentlemen! Let’s kick this pig!
to test the feasibility of women serving on submarines
(chuckling)
I'm sorry, sir, but we've lost her. Nothing out there but commercial traffic.
Ha!
Well, sometimes a captain must take unilateral action.
Make normal one-third turns. Come right at 3-4-6.
" Lew switch to channel 3, try it now" SCO patching L/L before flight quarters.
It's to remind me what I'll be driving next year instead of this.
Lt Commander Tom Dodge.
Ain't that one of my chickens? No, it's a parrot.
- What the hell are you doing? - Stocking the pantry, sir.
Oh, shit. Agh!
No, Captain.
This is what I live for! DBF.
- I was trained to command a nuclear boat. - Are you refusing to take command?
Watch your drift here. Strong crosscurrents.
- 1100 yards to target and closing. - Ha-cha-cha!
Sonar originally classified this contact as a possible submarine.
Track steady.
- We'll work on that, sir. - You do that, Commander.
- Running lights? - Turn 'em on!
I'd like to think so.
I'm a dedicated pain in the butt, sir.
Don't you dare tell me that.
- Notjust yet. - They'll find us in no time like this.
I didn't say that!
What's the surface traffic like?
1C...
Now, gentlemen, now! Let's go. Like it already happened.
Dodge's fitness report also presents a man who three years ago
Contact is breaking off, sir. Leaving the area fast and noisy.
Does he mean underwater?
This crew is the most incompetent bunch of retards and assholes in naval history.
When your wife thinks you can't hear it.
It's the crew from hell.
Rig for silent running
a terrorist intent on getting a nuclear warhead into a harbour?
Passing 300 feet.
Are we really going to blow something up, sir?
It's a rustbucket. It's a shitbox!
Jesus, Buckman. This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea.
You're the only one who can timmeh I'm just guessing here!
Uh-oh.
Hang on, RJ. You're not getting out of it that easy. Now get your butt up there.
Hey, Karl. Ain't that one of my chickens?
Now, keep an eye on the string.
- The tanker, sir? - We're going to use it as a hat.
You forgot like an idiot, because you're stocking the pantry like an idiot.
That's 25. Chew it silently.
When you get a serious green haze... and realize it’s your dog
Down periscope. Emergency deep.
(sailor) Go, boys!
Make your depth 5-0-0 feet, seven degree down bubble.
She's going to be our diving officer.
that seems to sum up Dodge's character.
Well, if it's a cold morning, sir, you might...
Permission to enter, Lt Lake.
(Buckman) You sure her clothes are in there?
We didn't have clotheslines. We had those dryer things with the window on the front.