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- Oh, you want a Jonah? - Yeah! I want a Jonah.
Oh, uh... of course. Yes.
Okay, who's in charge here?
No. That's... that's impossible.
What if I'm not ready?
- Couple of rude calls. - It does hurt your feelings.
So it legitimately looks like I am engaging in bestiality
- Oh, my God. - It's like she's walking on a carpet of mice.
Carr! C-A-R-R.
Yeah, but her name is Leanne Carr, ma'am.
Oh, would you excuse me? I'll be right back.
It's like a Google Maps of ass-kissing.
...preserve, protect and defend the Constitution
I want to see all these people. All my people, I see...
I need you.
Oh, wait. Greg at CNN is calling it.
You know what? They should be called Dans.
It's one percent. That's nothing.
You're gonna be great.
- I wanna go to Brazil. - Did you say Leslie Carr, ma'am?
It's my legacy.
Dynamic Duo came in. That's Batman, Boy Wonder...
to the Oval Office if I had... by some triumph of common sense...
Big crowd today. Something important happen that I'm missing?
Absolutely. Uh... who is our supervisor?
Ahem...
All the other ones have.
- This is awesome. - It's like I'm a Beatle.
Thornhill, Chung, and Maddox are continuing on for now.
- Okay. - So...
her cabinet, and congressional leadership.
Does the President believe this is a moment for levity?
So I'm gonna go to Africa and help install
She is so good at making people believe she is good with people.
She's calling me a Single Lady.
Thank you, New Hampshire!
You have six hours. We can't afford 24.
not in triumph, but in humility.