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-Have a little squirt. -How'd you do this?
-Okay. -Thank you.
-it makes me fuckin' react. -Oh, that is such a good observation.
What the fuck are you so happy about right now?
But if you are a defecator,
-No. -No?
The last time you were here, you didn't have the whistle.
and I sold it on eBay, which I didn't know you could even do.
I'm pretty sure she said "have."
and now, you know what?
And my friend Diane is gonna help me pick one out.
'Cause we're trying to avoid that waitress upstairs.
♪ We'll have a party ♪
I would, of-- Yeah. I would, I would be interested.
All (groaning): No, no, no, no!
So what are you gonna do now?
♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
don't come down here. This is not your place.
Everyone knows about diarrhea.
-Richard: Well, thanks for coming. -Yeah.
-No. No, I'm not. -I apologize.
You can't-- $1.30 a cup?
It's like being inside your face.
She has decided to stay home.
Are you taking the role very seriously
Well, why don't you head on over there
-and I just wanna... -(stomach rumbling)
Larry?
Richard: This is crazy.
Charlie looks like he spends a lot of time
You had the check engine light that was blinking.
(yelling and groaning)
Why am I getting into the coffee game?
-It's unbelievable. Now I gotta get a new car. -Uh-huh.
-We got some questions for you, sir. -What?
By the way,
-Now? -Be quiet. I gotta call Larry David. Okay.
It's Charlie's hair.
Stop sending people over to shit in my store!
Hey, when are you going on that golf trip?
Oh, that's very sweet of you. Yeah.
-Turn into a whole thing. -Freddy: Let's say he didn't put it in park.
Do you like licorice?
Sorry about the heat.
Mm. Jesus.
-you might enjoy. Yeah. -Really?
Freddy wants to see it.
These screeners are digitally marked with your name,
-You're not here to buy a car. -Well, you are mistaken, okay?
-Yeah? -...has been canceled.
Hey, let me ask you this question.
It cost me my job, so now I'm... I've learned.
while I have the chance before I get another job.
-And that's it? You shut down? -I shut down.
-Well, it's all working. -Wow, man.
(yelling)
How are you getting in the Big Johnson community
Do you believe it? Who's a saint, by the way.
-He fired you? -Well, yeah.
(engine revs)