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You know, that's a not-half-bad idea.
Well, time to put on my spaghetti hat!
Oh. W-Wait, that's real? I thought that was, like, a Make-A-Wish thing.
Hmm.
Did I say "shoehorn"? Yes. Okay.
Hey, cheer up, Cleveland.
If it goes around 30 times in five minutes, you get to have a Diet Coke!
Well, now, now, hold on a minute...
Okay, now, see? She didn't say "good morning" to me,
Peter, what did you do?
You see, the whole thing we're going for here at the TSA is a sort of bored fascism.
I love today!
This is a problem that requires more tweed.
Yeah, her breasts and her stomach are different parts of her body!
I'll miss the way you reminded people about their belts.
Son of a whore! Give me some milk!
Boy, Larry, there's a lot to remember.
Marla, I think we should just be ugly friends.
What are you talking about? I'm a cop.
Well, good news, fatass, 'cause now there's the Outback Steakhouse Extreme!
* Laugh and cry *
when you do make fun of me, it'll hurt more.
* All the things that make us *
and see who buys luggage at the airport.
That's how I can always tell which guys
and that's... that's just, like, "ugh."
Cleveland helped me see that our entire relationship
Interesting. Interesting.
is to just drive around town and see if we can spot him.
I just... I just like the Pacific Ocean!
You're playing a dangerous game, Scott!