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Mmm, not really.
No, magicians don't tell people how they do their tricks.
Maybe I'm just not stopping where you want me to stop.
You have the figure for that...
I don't think so.
- Please to come in. - Oh my God.
'Cause this isn't gonna last that much longer.
- When can we do this? - It just goes to show,
- Who's she? - A porn star, way hot.
Look at this thing you're walking around with,
Well, who taught you how to do the trick?
Okay.
You know about that? That's painful.
- What, she insisted on staying? - Not exactly.
- I don't know. - I didn't see any.
go back to your own fucking country.
You're such a baby.
You got room for another one?
- Yeah. - How'd you do that?
That is unbelievable. My wife left me with no gas.
What do you mean? You used...
You know what? You better get a new girlfriend, all right?
- You didn't see any? - Never saw any sunblock at all.
- Hey. - Hey!
The game's about to start.
- Are you gonna tell me this trick? - No.
I'm not happy with the toilet paper in the rehearsal hall.
Yeah, come on in.
- No. - Yeah.
- You're the baby, Larry. - Oh, I'm the baby?
Fuck!
# They were helpless #
and I'm just desperate to use a bathroom.
- This is my friend Haboos. I'm Larry. - Oh, hello.