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# They were hopeless #
- Yeah, that's good. - Good, good.
- You okay? - Yeah, my car...
I go to the bathroom to, uh, you know.
Besides, my bench is thin. I don't have a lot going on there.
I did the "Seinfeld" show, I've done...
It's like daredevil. You're like daredevil.
Eh, I'm so sorry.
You know, I was driving by and I couldn't help but...
Why do I have to leave my seat, go into the front seat?
- Think about it. - Bye, fellas, thank you.
So I'm thinking about Jenna Jameson, you know?
- I am indeed. - You're beautiful.
weren't there four of you?
You know what? Maybe while you're out, you could get it washed.
- I can't do that, Larry. - I'm gonna get it drycleaned for you.
- I guess it's missing. Who knows? - Yeah.
Larry David, Stiller out.
- Sure, yeah, the guy from "Friends." - Yeah.
Look, I got your drycleaning.
I'd feel that you were naturally a magician.
but everybody brings a gift.
I got an umbrella. It's all right.
May I help you?
I'm nowhere near a gas station. I gotta pee so bad.
to go get ready for something. I don't know what.
I don't want you using my wife anymore for that, okay?
Why don't you close the door?
I've been raving.
Wow!
- No, you know what makes you a baby? - What?
No, not so hot.
you're gonna be fantasizing
- You're kidding? - No, we're not. Ben Stiller quit.
- I didn't see nothing. - No?
I'd like to give you your 10th-anniversary present.
You just did me an enormous favor.
10 bucks for a pee.
Refreshed?
Yeah, she was there. I couldn't believe it.
- How much money did you make? - We made $100. We had 10 cars.
- I got severe tire damage. - That sucks.
Did you hear this thing with the shish kabob?
Now you're a magician, so you teach me how to do it.
and it's where we all belong.
Think that's related... - ghurt, -ga?
I would be pleased to take you to get gas!