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- A blind date? - Literally.
Okay, so you weren't a magician.
Okay.
Can't get this thing...
if you were naturally a magician,
I want that AFC championship ticket
You're looking at the man who invented theater..."
Hey, Mikey boy!
He can tell that I'm a magician.
I'm not gonna drive you around like a chauffeur. Get in the front seat.
- He's showing a stroke... - It was an accident!
to watch the ballgame, so be nice to them.
- He said no gifts. - They always say no gift,
I happen to have a small phobia
You're going as an Islamic fundamentalist.
This place is beautiful.
I've worked up a little appetite.
- I hate to impose again. - No no no.
I got a meeting with Mel Brooks.
We're a very superficial people.
...is your card - Okay.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
How are you doing?
Think about that guy. Think about that.
this should be your card.
- My wife? - Cheryl, yeah.
- How did you do today? - Pretty good.
My car is out of gas,
- What? - What? I'm talking.
It looks pretty clean, by the way.
You are the most superficial man I've ever met,