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Yep, that record there is the mark I've made on this Earth...
Really?
L'd do it for me. I'm a docent, Stan.
No. Okay, you know how when you're drinking a glass of wine...
Really? You didn't know I had powerful legs?
You know, we always carry it this way...
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
Twenty wins in a row.
What? But you always enjoy touring my museum.
Shut up, Charlotte!
So I give you...
Excuse me. Hi. Were you videotaping that?
Oh, my God! I just got my first period!
Oh, no!
I'm gonna keep my record!
Yes!
- But it's who I am. - No!
How about that?
The Longest Staircase In North America.
athletic accomplishments.
is the state record I still hold.
# I'll be there when you're gettin' it right #
Stop! Drop! Roll!
All right, gladiators, this is what we've practiced so hard for.
are you saying Coach Keegan, who is now the baseball coach...
Congratulations, Steve. You and your friends made the cut.
yet somehow manages to be worse than the last.
- Nice, Barry! - All right, Barry!
I'm gonna beat your record, Stan, and there's nothing you can do about it!
Okay, I'll just play along.