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So, what do you think about turning off that song?
Um, hey, so... Maybe... Okay.
I need to call Russell to tell him I left my pajamas there.
I know, I know. I don't expect you to believe me.
And I want it with you.
I use it just to keep from falling out of bed.
I've been there. I've been cheated on before...
Heh. - Thank God.
So you have to tell her what happened between us or I will.
- She destroyed you. - You don't know me, you jerk.
- Knock-knock. - Hi.
We signed the lease this morning.
I understand what you're saying, but...
- Mercedes Genz. - Genzel Washington.
- You backslid. - Come on.
I can't even backslide right. I've been her. I've been Asian me before.
Watch the TV. Watch the TV.
- What? - For the Disney pirate movie?
He passed out. We need help.
and really confused. I'm so sorry to drag you into this...
I'm Nick, I'm grumpy.
- Oh, God. - What?
He's making it sound more erotic than it was.
Schmidt, it's a mother bird in her nest.