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But unless you have breath Mints, there's nothing to do.
Now i'm really curious.
Aah!
Man: and we'll be back with Billy joel, the eurythmics,
Told me To take my fake hand off.
Prosthetics guys deal with Devotees all the time.
Hey, and how come the blood's Not clotting?
It's a key.
He's pressing charges Against you.
Blood was bad enough.
Boy: mommy!
I'm looking For rita bennett.
Angel: she loved him So goddamn much,
It was a match.
How old were you?
Why do you always do this?
Will you excuse me? Excuse me.
I'll get him ready. You've got 20 minutes left.
They're her favorite.
Getting attacked by your Ex-husband merits a day off.
If i missed anything, We'll get to it
I'm not gonna let paul Control my life anymore.
I got two porterhouses And a sixer of microbrew.
And the next, She wants to jump my bones.
So unless there's Something else...
No.
Trying to get into his pants.
You take me out On a couples' weekend
Hey! Hey!
So, does this Have to do with a case?
All right, astor, Just stand up straight.
Can't be late monday. Throws the whole week off.
Dexter?
I mean, Deb's hot and all,
Why don't you kids go wait In my car?
Those days are over.
Appreciates the gravity Of the situation.
Will do.
And fortunately, Rita's has a name.
But maybe i can bend the rules Just this once.
What about across the hall? German tourists.
But you shut me out.
Well, after.
I have to take a squirt.
This is the first We're hearing about it, captain.
With a couple of t-bones -
So, if you're gonna eat steaks With somebody after a rough day,
But he violated florida's Three strikes law.
Yes, of course.
Thanks, now she'll never Get to sleep.
One's an anticoagulant. The other's a preservative.
Something about drinks At the bel canto.
Yeah, new locks on every door, Reinforced strike plates,
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's called acrotomophilia.