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- I thought you saw that. - No, I saw Home Alone 2.
This is... You really lost weight.
- What are you eating? - Junior Mints.
I wanna parlay it I wanna make a big score
...that staved off that infection.
Where's the luck?
Aretha.
No. I haven't heard anything.
...into the patient.
Nothing, really. Just a homicide.
- You get to lose weight. - Elaine, it wasn't the illness.
- So when you gonna see her? - Tonight.
I wanna parlay it ... I wanna make big score
Well, I'll think about it.
Shut up.
The Old Man Got To Me
All right, give me everything you have too.
...the art could really be worth something.
You know, art's a great investment.
Gipple?
Then we'll watch them go slice this fat bastard up.
Like blubber.
George, what did you do today, working as an actuarial analyst?
Nineteen hundred dollars. They're sending me a check.
Yeah. All right.
Then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up
I'm out of here. Have fun with whatshername.
The mother lode.
You buying my art is what inspired me to get better.
Wood, jerry. Wood.
- All right, let's go. - All right.