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I haven't seen it yet.
- What? I didn't believe you. - How could you not?
- You got it, huh? - Yes, I did.
The admin got to me.
Produce section. Very provocative area.
Him and Elaine are getting pretty chummy.
Just let me finish my coffee.
Hey.
George, what did you do today, working as an actuarial analyst with AGRC?
I'm gonna surround myself in wood.
The State Controller's Office tracks me down.
Prognosis...
- What, the whole apartment? - The whole apartment.
Who are you to play God?!
I don't know the name of this woman.
Please can we go to the poconos?
But you will purchase some hoodies
Who are you to play God?!
That's two totally different things when you're a 7-year-old.
They'll be great in your apartment.
Prognosis Negative?
- What kind of operation is it? - Splenectomy.
You know what it is?
It's a Junior Mint.
Okay, I tell you what. How about on Friday...
...where we going for our big dinner on Friday?
- There's no fine touch. - You said gloves.
- You want one? - No.
- Oh, the triangle guy. - Yeah. Exactly. The triangle guy.
You can't have adultery. You commit it.
I'm not sure, but I think she was nice.
- Hey, George. - Yeah?
They're baffled.
- Well, I got my triangles. - Really?
Why'd you force that mint on me? I didn't want the mint!
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No. Why don't you buy it. You got $1900.