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Have you been smoking in here?
Later that night, two very happy New Yorkers prepared
- He met the Dalai Lama. - I met Hugh Hefner.
Well, if you like that...
Look on the inside. A label that says "Made in China"
I was actually starting to like LA.
It was the perfect ending to my week of make-believe -
While I was going native with Keith, Miranda and Lew went to New York.
Maybe it's time we thought about some options, like viagra.
Why would that cheer her up? Does she look like a frat boy?
Yes, let's go. The sight of all these bleached teeth is blinding.
Why didn't you tell her to stop?
- Do you want to go there? - Yeah, I want to go to the vlp room.
We're New Yorkers. Aren't we supposed to like neurotic guys?
Apparently, one nod from Hef, and the pool party was over.
My marriage Is a Fake Fendi
- You are so New York. - Come on, don't you miss it?
Once we got inside, our magic carpet ride really began.
It looked even better on the inside than I remembered it,
No, here. This place is known for its green tea infusions.
The first thing you'll need is a good bikini wax.
I'd always know, my bag came from a trunk deep in the valley.
- I don't like fakes. - All that matters is what it looks like.
Yeah, I want to see some Bunny ears.
He's a changed man. He's spiritual and happy.
- Could you have more condoms? - I did.
- You've been married for... -... over a month.
We drove for two hours in the valley...
We had found it. Fake Fendi paradise.
I'll have the omelet with no cheese, but tomatoes and mushrooms.