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Honest to God, I don't even see them.
‐ Oh, sorry, is that not the kind of thing you talk about?
‐ No, Darla, it's not safe.
‐ I wanted you to give me a tummy nuzzle
Wouldn't it be nice to go a month
♪ But you can call me The Clean One ♪
‐ You want the truth? I cannot go back to cat café.
But, um, they will tear you limb from limb,
all of your wonderfully earned wrinkles.
‐ I don't understand why you're so mad,
‐ Yeah, well, your badonkadonk ain't all that.
if you started telling the truth?
‐ Besides, I'm cured.
‐ Oh, thank God, 'cause even with my guys,
‐ It's just that I've been asking him
we needed to take a long look at ourselves.
We have to be invited. ‐ That's never been clear.
‐ It detoxifies my masculinity to admit it,
that would obviously help you both
Who am I if I'm not blowing minds?
[eerie music]
‐ ♪ Deep crap's a warm, soft place to land ♪
of how your owner will fully enjoy
I get enough criticism from you as it is.
I need to stop projecting on other canines.
[coyote howls in the distance] ‐ [groans]
‐ And I thought it was... all: A real baby.
Now I'm the one being called away.
‐ Besides, I peed on this bed a year ago,
‐ I hear that, cat. I blow minds all over town.
which is due to too much food,
so don't even try kidnapping me
needs to take you to the vet.
‐ You're a kitten again.
‐ That must be really frustrating, you know,