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I'm gonna blow your brains out.
Bye. Bye.
Lam-buh.
Get in the last word, and then die immediately.
All right, all right, my fingers are off the triggers.
I release my mag and dropkick it straight into someone's throat.
Hostages are in there.
Oh, cool. My b.
If I want to play kwazy cupcakes,
Teddy and I met at code camp.
Textbook shooting.
Okay, I've got the details for this simulation.
I mean, I guess he's okay-looking.
Oh, yeah, no, I hear it now.
Have you noticed they moved the trigger?
That was majestic.
Vivian thought it might be weird to invite you
[feigns laughter]
Look, I'm not really good at this stuff, but...
(teddy) amy santiago.
I'm here to surrender.
19 milkless years I've gone,
A pass on embarrassing me publicly.
You're right, and we're sorry.
Damn!
I liked him, but he was stationed out in queens,
[chuckles] I'm just about to enter sprinkle city.
Everyone is going to think that.
And he clearly was. Chop chop, ted. Let's roll.
(jake) all in a day's work, elderly lady.
Numbers three and four, switch places.
Well, doesn't matter, because I'm done.
(jake) whoo!
[all cheer]
It is, however, very expensive to reprint those cards,
It's not just that.
It went well.
I might have been playing...
Sorry, I made a rash decision.