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Okay. I'll buy it.
I’m not afraid to expel you
He looks at her he touch her face
But, I just gotta say, that was really moving.
You know my policy. You gotta show the boobs and work the ass.
Well, that's what you get when you go to art school.
Ron Mathius, US Census Bureau.
- How are you? - I'm cool.
Dave says just relax man I just want to talk my girlfriend
- Yeah. - Well, I've only sponged myself, but--
Vegetarians on this side, meat over here.
- I was fuckin' invisible. Relax. - You're sure?
Nothing higher than an A-minus, or we dock you.
Yeah, I was invisible.
I got the ugly one.
Daisy says hi Dave
Right here, right here!
I'm gonna ask you this right now and I want you to answer me honestly.
Dave says Off course I do love you
- You didn't? - I didn't.
What? It's true.
You sure did fuck up.
Oh, my God! Thank God! I thought you were with Dave!
Go ahead, go ahead.
I am in the class. I'm Sam Schechter. I got hit by a fucking bus.
Beautiful! All right! You're looking good!
Oh, no. That's my mom.
and be so rich that you're gonna love me forever.
All runners cross the street!
He's "f" -ing you. He "f"-ed me.
In a little room In a little locked room
It's one of our favorite scams-- the worm in the apple.
"It's like fate."
You will grow up, go out into the world.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Hey, I was in Desert Storm, mister! - God, it hurts!
- You know, and this is-- - Right, right, right.
I t is 3 0 percent of your grade.
Move over.
Have you two been physical?
It's not mine.
God, he's choking on a piece of steak.
Dave says aww daisy what’s wrong you okay
You're right. She wouldn't like you. So we're gonna trick her.
Dave says wow can you feel that
You know what? I can't believe you. You betrayed our trust.
The myth has it that she's the most beautiful of all the goddesses...
She'll be riding six white horses
You've been duped by the worst kind of con man.
I’m not gonna watch that shit, you fuckin’ retard.
- Can I come in? - No.
Well, honesty, folks. Right?
Ooh, you guys are so fuckin' hot.
Monkey boy.
Dude, enough about Dave. You don't know a thing about Dave.
She'll be ridin' six white horses
Sam says it’s a hair doll Dave says what oh that’s the disgusting
- As your attorney, I can't advise that. - I'm telling everything. That's it.
Or be hired by a prestigious financial firm like Stockton, Upright & Falk.
You're gonna take the midterm.
- Okay. - Remember that favour?
- Move, or you're gonna get hurt. - It's that tweaked busboy, man.
Oh, how I need you so
All right, boys. We've done this before. Let's do it again.
I mean, I practically know everything.
And I want you to give him all the time he needs.
- We're gonna get you the girl. - On what day?
I'll get the birthday club cards.
- Thank you. - Let me show you--
Obviously he's a lot better now. Thanks for your concern.
I know! You won’t shut up about it!
- Sam, come on. I know you're in. - Fuck.
Dave says that’s good
I told you, Jeff...
- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome.
people skills I may lack.
goose!
And now I got a little movie of him "f" -ing her.
Where's those school records, honey?
until you steal my pot of gold!
Been using a new shampoo?
you should go ahead and send over a fuckin' shitload of it.
I said to her, or him, I said--
Phase one: be invisible.
"My ideal guy has...
You just handed it to me.
Sam says if you don’t want to be with Dave that’s fine
Just give me one second. Okay? Just one second.
You might as well have broadcast it to the whole campus.
This is the final exam.
You don't know who Cool Ethan is?