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I mean, most women weren't the least bit interested--
No, actually, I think maybe we should learn more about Mrs. Van Graf here.
You're in my seat.
Ethan says daisy Daisy says Ethan what you doing here
Shotgun.
Yoo-hoo! It's Steve Pasternak looking for Angela.
Hello! Hello!
To tell you the truth, I've got a photographic memory.
- My real mom lives in St. Louis. - St. Louis?
Ethan, what are you doing?
Dave says daisy
I see the Olympics for you, baby. Everybody's a winner.
What's the only country to straddle two continents?
Well, I have in my hand hard evidence...
Dream guy, huh? "Intelligent, good-looking, smart, funny."
Look, we will get him the girl.
Holden University.
in a locked room.
You're the best, Rita. You always have been. Thank you.
Good thing I'm not in this class.
Shut the fuck up!
I don't know. I guess she makes my dad happy. So what can I say?
What Dave and I do is none of your business. It's time for you to leave.
Hey, do you have a condom?
Dave says wow Daisy says what
My girlfriend's also a doctor up in Boston. I think I love her.
I’m not gonna watch that shit you fuckin retard
What's your name? What's your name?
describes yourself perfectly?
-All of this... - You don't know anything about driving.
He's just crazy.
Tell her the real secret.
Daisy says you okay Dave
Ethan says hahaha i got your girlfriend
We have, like, three weeks till the exam, and--
Daisy says i like Dave
So, just on the boobies then?
We don't split up yet. Cool Ethan? He caught you cheating, right?
blue eyes, honesty...
I gotta go. Here's my number. I want you to call me.
I worked the docks.
So, do you know what the book looks like?
Bag your own bitches.
So, the concerns of the little people don't apply to visionaries like you?
Did you...
When she comes Now you!
Don't be so smug, Karl. There's a lot here you don't know about.
But, you know, if you wanted to go to a law school, for instance...
I saw the sign When I opened up my eyes
That's the way I designed it, so just finish writing whenever you--
Hi there.
I'm still with Angela, and I've never been happier.
but certainly clever in your ways.
- You think I'm a liar? - Yeah.
That's the reason I went to college.
No, you don't.
Jeff's gonna get out too. He's gonna be a financial master of the universe.
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Dave says hey how you know that Ethan says I just know okay
- My leg! - I can't believe it!
But still, guys like me, Sam and Jeff...
So we split up into two groups to take Ethan down.
If you can be kissing a girl like Angela...
I work with my--
- I did not betray anyone! - But you said my name on that tape.
Dave says i love her you know
How do you know that she's "the one"?
Everybody in the back.
How you guys doin'?
You're so awesome. Your room is so awesome. Your phone is kick-ass.
You might want to avoid getting hacked up by "eyebrows" on your wedding night.
Daisy says i like your friend Dave
And here? Here's where I made my mistake.
Are you gettin' the special tingle from this boy?
- Hey, new-wave boy! - Don't you see
I wish I could back you up. I'm not getting kicked out of college.
He betrayed you. He stole my girl.
- You know? - Okay.
Daisy says I m sorry Dave I can’t right now I’m sorry Dave says daisy please don’t do this I love you
Yo, wake up.
i want to choke on your big fat cock
-And I'll kill - Oh, my God.
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We can just be guys. You can have sex--
Ok but you Be quiet hair doll
He is no damn good. I bet he got crabs.
I'M SORRY
Jeff learned how to print diplomas.
The fact is, the midterm has already been, and you missed it.
You're not my type.
That’s what they said before…
I will torch, I will shatter, I will rifle...
This is a copy of the final exam, which is what we're taking right now.
I know you can’t shut up about him!
You were right. We should study together.
Angela, I like you as a friend.
Ethan, I really don't feel like being touched right now, okay?
Dave says Ethan tricked me Daisy says wait what why he do that to you
Dave says i love you daisy Daisy says i love you too
I think you're doing the right thing. I've never seen you like this before.
Dave says daisy let me explain please baby girl
Dave says you okay Daisy says I’m okay
Jesus, this looks bad.