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- Give me the tape. - Oh, this tape?
Daisy’s crying he looks at her sadly
- How'd it go? - It went well.
Okay, go. All right. And leave that stuff there.
Right, homeboy? I'm not kiddin' around, bitch.
Don't taint her with your octopus ink!"
- That is against hospital regulation. - Let a professional do that.
We brought you your lunch.
I just invited that guy Dave.
Shut the fuck up!
Look at the matches. He's in the inside.
Dave says oh you’re so dead Ethan
and I felt like I was left out.
Dave says you’re welcome
Love.
I got some term papers, some E-mails and this "dream guy" survey.
I know you can’t shut up about it!!
Dave says i love you daisy Daisy says i love you too
child like wonder, maturity...
Daisy says Ethan what is that
I'm sorry, I don't think that we've met before. I'm Angela.
Actually, you know what? Can I talk to you about something?
About a billion Alpha Centaurians.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Holy-- Are you okay?
and not what's in the textbook.
- Thanks. - Yes!
I saw the sign I saw the sign
Son of a bitch!
- I'm just kidding. - Okay, time to go. Yeah.
You are a child! You're manipulative!
Oh, God, I'm choking!
no exceptions.
I gotta take a test. I gotta take a test. Eu tenho que fazer um teste. Eu tenho que fazer um teste.
- Are you sure? - You're fine.
Good luck getting thatjob. They don't hire cheaters.
You are a rabid consumer of porn. They have your name on file.
I'm sorry you had to settle for Dave
And we're grownups, so we don't argue over seats. Why don't we go over there.
Hey, this has nothing to do with the girl.
I have something to say to you.
Sit down.
- Dave! - Yeah!
Dave says huh what did you say
but together we were dangerous.
What is that, man? You wearing musk?
Like that?
Daisy says I’m sorry Dave
Well, let's say on Monday.
Quickly, quickly! Everyone! You, last student, turn!
What is this? That's a little weird.
I, ladies...
Fuck.
- I brought you coffee. - I don't touch that stuff.
Sir, congratulations. You have failed.
Masturbating. In the dorms.
Ethan says daisy wait
Now, if you had an extra blue book...
What do I get?
-It's okay if you're afraid to graduate. -If you're afraid of the future.
- I'm not afraid to expel you. - Take it easy. Relax.
Which brings to mind how much I love you
- Yes, I love her completely. - You love her.
This is where it's at. We should really get out.
Dave, come on.
Oh, baby.
'Cause your eyes are like two shining blue
New route! This way! Let's see the form! Big smiles!
In that case, I'm gonna need a passport, a birth certificate...
We could've worked this out you know
This way, this way, this way!
She'll be riding six white horses
What?
Dave says daisy
Okay.
That means you're in violation of the honour code.
-Hi, Angela. -This is Dave. He's gonna study with us.
No one's gonna drag you up to get into the line where you belong
The girl says daisy is in love with Dave daisy in love with Dave
I’m not gonna watch that shit, you fuckin’ retard.
But wait,you say. How did we get Ethan's documents?
That's it.
I'm bad!
I work with my hands all the time. I mean, love to rub you down.
She's a Midwestern gal.
Sure.
Dave says you think I’m a liar Daisy says No I think you’re not a liar but why you lie to me
- You want me to go talk to him? - Would you really?
Daisy says would you like to come over my house tomorrow
Oh, so very hot.
Dave says I told her the truth
- Give me some of that. - Some of this?
Please let me suck you fat cock Chad,and swallow you cum You know what they say the best Ex never leaves a mess
- That'll help me get some fine bitches. - It's time to move on, man.
I really like someone else.
- Hold on. Just wait a second. - I don't have a second.
Dave says daisy please let me in please
After today's scam.
Angela? Weird!
You guys know where Professor Markoe's office is?
-He might. -I know Dave, and I don't think he will.
- Whatever. - Okay, cool.
Oh, we love it. It's so good.
- Happy. - Birthday!