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You're pitching, and your best friend is on third,
Sell it,
to lure Irish children into their factories.
"Baby It's Cold Outside" is a Christmas song
I was hired by someone named Paige to put some furniture together.
Hold your horses, Xan.
pretending to be a doctor.
I just don't have the range for it.
but her parents are getting a divorce...
Her? She's not my friend.
Go, go, go, go!
♪ It's a miracle ♪
And it's not bad if you don't mind the occasional wig hair.
Everything I believe in is right here in magenta and white.
♪ To sell quilts ♪
because the government is controlling their brains
And that's when I knew that Jodie Foster was gay, because that would've really impressed me.
I'm the only girl who goes to my barber.
I don't have time for this.
You actually did a non-lame thing.
This guy wants someone to come to his apartment
Are these people Crank Yankers?
What was the bear wearing?!
Oh, my God, you bought it!
But no, 'cause all Voorheeses go to Columbia,
Was I talking to you, glasses?
I just do not care about politics, Gordy.
Boston?
I know the rules don't apply to you, Xan,
next to a bucket of my own urine.
♪ A toaster that understands love ♪
Where are you even from, sir?
Get to work on those tapes, guys!
I'm signing you up for TaskRabbit.
You know, like an Olympic athlete.
Hey, forget about that.
Then a soft-serve chocolate ice cream emoji,
And that's when I knew that Jodie Foster was gay,