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-♪ When we first started selling ♪ -♪ Hey ♪
Come on, look at him. There's not a scratch on him.
Cool.
So, um...
I just, I don't think I can do it right now.
Um, this...
didn't exactly make you popular with the ladies,
Can't be too far.
just seems like you're the only person I can lean on.
Um, call me. Call me back when you get a chance.
Sure. Whatever.
Please.
You kill him or I'll fucking kill you both.
...of all the people here,
or Michael Bay fuck dolls.
if it comes to that,
Let go of me.
Bullshit he didn't know.
No, no, no, it's not just him.
You okay?
Eat this, motherfucker.
This guy...
Aw.
Anyhoo...
So, um...
Deep, it's time.
Good boy.
If I go down, you come with me.
Did you just fucking join the Church of the Collective?
but then Billy Joel steps out with his harmonica
Thank you.
♪ Don't forget your second wind ♪
Stormfront, who stopped the terrorist
need to hang back a bit. Okay?
laser blasts out the tires-- bzz...
but, um, a little effort would be nice.
I'll buy you a nice, big, family size bottle
we were alone week after week,
What is that?
into The Seven, but I know my road is long and hard.
like you just don't care.
of top-shelf lube and I'll tickle your balls
I mean, I thought I was going crazy, you know?
The world still needs superheroes,
Whoa.
I was at the mall.
The Seven.
- There's no time for that. - Well, I'm sorry,
we only have each other now.
Cover it up.
I promise you can.
- I could've been normal. - But early reports
Kill.
This is the NYPD.
the parents also received a very generous payment.
Probably.
till you beg me to stop and even then I won't.