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Hypothetically, if I didn't have enough cash to cover the vendor checks,
I advised against that slogan, but he was so excited it wasn't taken.
...liver, spleen,
[both exclaim]
or enough to make it rain!
Why is it so wet down here?
We're in the black!
[both] Oh!
[Eliza groaning, crying]
♪ Gimme the night ♪
[Eliza] That is so depressing.
[both chuckle]
Does that duck have a human dick?
- Do that. - The deadline is tonight.
Phone data costs more.
- I was already done with my shift. - You are welcome.
I know what I wanna do.
gallbladder, pancreas.
I'm just trying to take my own advice.
I wish I could recreate it, but my dad doesn't watch sports anymore,
♪ A little late romance ♪
[Carlos] Shh, shh...
Oh, no. I got it.
And I am really, really mad at him.
It's my husband's birthday, which means sex,