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but now that I know about Special Guy Day,
Calling your shot! I love the confidence, Babe Ruth.
Feminism is weird.
Oh, my God, I love him!
[Timmy] And now time for photos.
I gotta hit the bank...
Is it creepy to say "my pleasure"? It's creepy.
- like someone drawing a dick. - Someone drawing a dick.
My neighbor blared his car horn. Trains went by.
- Timmy's a regular. - The compression makes me feel safe.
Oh! How is it sweeter than an actual banana split?
- How is that her fault? - I won't keep Toaster Strudel in my house.
♪ 'Cause there's music in the air And lots of lovin' everywhere ♪
I'll explain the plot of Con Air in one second.
I can't get in trouble with the NSA again.
Okay.
Had you misplaced them or did you forget somehow, and why four?
Gosh. I'm so sorry. That blows.
["ABC" by The Jackson 5 playing]
Do you want to be alone?
next to a "be the light that guides your own path" pillow.
- It's the worst! - But if he were a horror movie villain,
["Give Me the Night" playing]
I'm not used to that.
I practiced what I would say to her a million times,
but I've been feeling so stuck.
Plus, LinkedIn is shit. Haven't gotten any bites on my résumé.
It turns out, my forgetful father never filed my home-school paperwork.
That can happen tomorrow.
This one's on Blockbuster.
You wanna maybe go to The Donk and get shit-faced drunk?
Thanks again for today.
and let's get started with a very hot jam.
- This calls for another drink. - On me.
He thinks it's so memorable, it will drive traffic to the business.
Stay in school, kids.
Well-played, Girl Erin.
But you were so prepared.
Gerin!
[as Scarface] Say hello to my little friend.
and that creep at the Gas-n-Guzz
- [Eliza grunts] - [Timmy] Oh!