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I'm wax, she's polyurethane
BOTH SCREAMING
"Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did.
It was your fault! They were your special effects!
Good girl
Nothing
I, on the other hand
SNORING
I'm becoming wax again, son
- Hey! - Oh!
- Thank you. - You won't get away with this!
That's it. Yeah
Are, You OK? But Steve Stop!!!
SCRATCHING
DEXTER CHATTERING
I know, but it doesn't sound as cool
Bye, Teddy
Run
Andrea. Yeah
SACAJAWEA: Hi, Larry
Yeah
what were you doing to that dolphin, man?
Larry
- I'm having trouble hearing you! - Pompeii!
LAUGHS
All right
You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword
But I'm Lancelot
I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay?
CHEERING
Ah, the gift of laughter
He said, "We must leave this place immediately."
- Hey, Teddy, ready to roll? - Indeed, Lawrence.
- I'm Sophie. - Sophie?
NICK: Dad, what's the plan here, anyway
You don't deserve your crown, and you don't deserve your queen!
If we go, I will break you
Hear that
INCOHERENT JABBER
Too dark
so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me...
ATTILA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY
Up there on the roof, when
MAN: Blimey
BOTH GROAN
I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick
Yeah, that's catchy
It is, indeed
The moon god bestowed his power upon the tablet...
AHKMENRAH: This corrosion has never happened before.
CHATTERING
- Seriously, what were you thinking? - [ Continues Grunting ]
The whole DJ thing, Dad
BOTH SCREAMING
(WHISPERING) With the top secret knowledge.
That's often his way
All right
Ahkmen
PANTING
APPLAUSE
- Okay, Rexy, do me a favor. - (GRUNTS)
No idea that would work
What are you doing here
WHIMPERING
Dangly bells
I don't know how long it will hold her, though.
This one turned to wax as well
Larry, there comes a time in every man's life...
I just got out of rehab. Got therapy. The past is in the past. I've moved on.
with my edict of approval to Facebook
Dad, if we leave right now, we can still catch a flight...
Mmm. Night guard doing research
Yeah. They really weren't happy
LAUGHING AND WHOOPING
Do you even remember that
MAN SHOUTING IN ARABIC
Could you give me the tablet, please? Give me the tablet.
I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun.
Teddy
I'm not gonna play this game with you
He never did
Doesn't ring a bell
JEDEDIAH: What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys?
I love you
Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine.
I am Merenkahre
That's alive, man
We're all finding this super creepy, right?
Hey, you guys, how you doing
SPEAKING GIBBERISH
Anyway
I thought you were going to Egypt
- Seriously, what were you thinking? - (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
JEDEDIAH: We're a long way from home, boy
but this is feeling, just, really against the law.
I think it's right here
I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish
That's right
Dada
AUDIENCE GASPS
President of the United States of America.
Larry
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - What?
I think I have to go talk to him
ATTILA GROANING
WHINING
I think I want to DJ in Ibiza
Okay
and put your hands on the door
You just hit things
Hey, man. (SNAPS FINGERS)
Thanks, man
This place is waking up for the first time...