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You're lucky my dribble's got--
-Why you ain't never tell me? -You haven't been around lately.
You're going to make it out like the rest of these niggers out here, in a casket.
-You know, two, three, six. -Come on, Jake. Come on.
I mean, there's women on the floor, in the dorms, women in the classroom.
Yeah.
-What about the sisters? -What about them?
Come on, everybody, let's be friends.
When making a business decision, the only color that matters is green.
I said hello. That's about it.
Here you go. Here you go, partner.
-Ask Goose. -What was that, ten-one?
How many you see me eat? One, two or three?
-Here you go. I got, I got you. -Come on, come on.
Some people rate him that high, some don't.
Keep your hands still. There you go.
-You gon' play me? -Yeah. I'm just warming up, baby.
I don't know yet. I have to weigh my options.
Jim Faen from Mount Saint Mary's used to say,
Let's go, let's go, let's go, G!
Play some D now.
but most of them didn't amount to shit.
I hope this rhyme gets you in time in space, come to a different place
If anybody sees me in this car, that's my ass.
You know, I got that, uh... arthritis thing happening.
Look at that. Power moon roof.
That could be some dirty-ass pussy. Go and knock yourself out.
Come on! I'm open.
-Really? -Only it's his left ankle.
We the only two people up. Me, you and Michael Jordan. That's the only people.
Hey, all right. I'm sorry, all right? Hey, wait a minute.
-Yo, for reals? -It's the truth.
He's so tense. Very sexy.
-Jake, you just like everybody else. -I ain't like everybody else.
Bingo. There it is.
It's the will of the man; it ain't the skill of the man.
My head is on my shoulders and going to stay there.
And this is his last visit to any schools.
I'm not trying to disrespect you--
-Now, this'll fix you up real good. -Oh, Bubba.
We all do the same things--go partying, meet all the guys, go to classes.
Boy, keep it real. Keep it real. It's up to you.
You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him.
This is my last 20 bucks.
Yeah. I need... some help!
That's strange. I haven't had that problem yet.
How can this happen? He's not even eligible for parole yet.
All right. I'm sorry. You want some of this here?
You better D up, Jake.
Look, I told you he's a really good friend of the family,
Yeah, well, you--
Huh? Take it. 10,000 braziuls.
Do you know me? Do you know my lady?
Hmm?
Stop it! Please!
the better it will be for all concerned parties.
-Booger. Booger, what's happening? -Hey, hey.
Lines and choruses Days full of Doris's
And you know what? You're my coach, right? I mean, I don't mind.
You got it. You got it.
...kept his mouth shut before the game.
-Not a drop, not a speck.
I want this inmate quarantined immediately.
Now, with kids as good as he is, he's probably receiving a lot of pressure...
Who's the guy?
And he always says he's sorry.
Here, let me freshen that up for you.
Come on in, Jesus. Just a little taste.
Don't be afraid of nobody. That's right.
It might feel good It might sound a little something
Boo-yeah! M.J. got much game.
This right here, it's a letter of intent...
-You got some money? -No. No.
-He's just nervous. -Man, fuck that, Sip. Finish reading.
I'm too young. You're too young. We ain't ready for nothing like this.
This kid might be ready for the big leagues.
Mm-hmm, yo, I'm the bomb. You know I'm the bomb, right?
I knew that ever since I left that house.
And, Jesus, that watch is a gift from Dom Pagnotti to you.
Behind the game behind the game
Center court.
Thank you.
It's time we stopped, children What's that sound
Pretend you don't see so you turn your head
Goodness!
And, you know, I deserved it. It keeps me in line.
to let Tech University be the throne of Jesus.
Boo Boo.
-Okay, you got it. -Yeah, it's, uh--
If necessary, these men have been given a green light to shoot.
-Who's trying to break the door down? -Booger!
Yours, truly, Jesus Shuttlesworth.
Discussing the war, strategize Move like masterminds
Do you have a son named Jesus Shuttlesworth?
sooner or later you gon' find a pair that fit you.
Last I checked pyramids wasn't built like projects
That's where all the alumni sit, with all the money, man.
Now, if you want the best, Jesus, you come right this way.
-What's up, Booger? -What's up?
he'll do everything in his power to...
We're leaving.
-So where you going to school, man? You made up your mind? -Not yet.
He plays to win, and a lot of people play to play.
I could take you out your game that easy, huh?
He makes you excited to watch him.
Check the papers while I bet on ices
No, Coach, you know I wouldn't do that to you. I just don't know yet.
I'm not talking anymore about me until you...
that you would never leave me, Jesus.
Is this guy going to mean any trouble?
-Monday morning. -Praise the Lord, and thank you, Jesus.
All right.
You going to take the extra ten they gave you?
-What's up? -What is game, who got game
Mm!
Jesus, you have no problems.
I'm going into the bedroom.
How much?
Well, you know, I got a lady back in Brooklyn.
-I don't need that money, Coach. -Tell me something.
Folks don't even own themselves
You're a great kid. Not only a great ballplayer, a great student,
Jesus Shuttlesworth, he got game. He don't get tired.
-I can't take it. -You've been taking, kid.
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
What is game, who got game Where is the game in life
You remember that little problem you had with Calculus?
-Go strong. -Get out of here.
I think me and you, we suffer from the same affliction. I swear to God.
Now, I know you've considered jumping straight to the pros.
-Oh, baby, fuck me hard. -Look at them come.
-Which hand did you shoot with? -Right.
It was only to get you to that next level, son.