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-not just the Tech University basketball team. -Tell it.
Like that girl you running with. You know her, Lay--Layla?
Hey, how y'all doing?
-I noticed you right away. -Yeah?
decide to give it up.
Why do you all men think... dick is the cure-all?
-Chick. -Right here.
-No, it's me, baby. It's Lala. -What time is it anyway?
Jesus!
You know I got it like that.
That's good. How're you doing in school? You doing all right?
-Man, those are my partners. -My name is Sip!
Me too.
I don't know. I'm usually around.
I'm happy for him. Why do you think my son did it?
Jesus of Coney Island.
that it was going to be forever and you were going to take care of me...
How did we get pregnant anyway? Let's talk about that.
I always been proud of my son even before he was the number one prospect...
Game really developed. All the hard work done paid off.
I got even less time, so I'm going to make it real quick.
You remember what I told you? You remember?
Now, we put out a lot of money for y'all.
-Where'd he say he was going? -Yo, yo! Balloons. Two for a dollar.
Denzel Washington
Happy Birthday Dean
Especially all these athletes and entertainers.
Come on, baby, come on. Fuck me, baby.
You know it's no coincidence motherfuckers don't be fucking with you, right?
She at home, and she ain't here.
and for the man.
-Peace, bro! Peace. -What's up, man?
-What about Stephon Marbury? He made it. -Oh, true that, true that.
I love them, but they make you work too hard, man.
-What you say? -D'Andre!
Besides, you need to learn how to respect other people's property.
-Yeah? You're going to make it? -Yeah, I'm going to make it.
Yeah, me too.
-Ah, that's our ball. -Nice shot, Johnny!
You fouled me, you fouled me. Boo-hoo!
You got 34, but one time he went up, I was like, Oh, my boy.
All right. Well, cool.
So you want me to talk to your pops, man?
People used to think she was some type of religious freak, catching the Holy Ghost.
They know they don't listen to you, they end up in here with me.
-Guess who showed at the apartment? -Who?
-Thanks. -All right.
-Mommy? Mommy? -Baby?
I ain't no competition?? Nah..
People make mistakes. People veer off the path. So what? God forgives them.
-You trying to see how I think? -Naw.
What's in the bag?
He's the biggest supporter Big State has. Bleeds red and white.
-Oh, shit. -Oh, shit.
-And why? -Because it may cause us harm.
Before you go now, I want you to use some of my John the Conqueror root.
You want to have some fun?
The newfound family.
-I'll see you down there. -Yeah, you can see me there.
to name him appropriately as the world's greatest.
'Til a god schools them and tells them the deal
-Thank you, Aunt Sally. -Will you be quiet, please?
-maybe make your decision before Monday. -I don't need that.
-Son? -Why don't you get in your Range Rover.
Big man.
-Jesus. -Jesus. -Jesus.
What do you got? A Monday morning 10:00 a.m. press conference, right?
-You know I don't need no ten visits. -Yeah, right.
Oh, I forgot.
-This mojo works! It worked on your ass! -Hmph!
It's my job to convince him.
You fouled me. It's the only way you're going to block my shot anyway.
-No! I said now, and I mean it! -Come on.
but I'm the only one here who really, really cares about Jesus.
That's what I keep trying to tell him.
You better shoot it. That's a brick.
Pussy be saying, pussy be saying,
-You know I love you. -I love you.
Sweetness will have my ass.
He got game.
Right.
-Remember when he used to be so weak on his left hand? -Yeah.
-My brother. -Your brother?
That's right. Come on, come on. Work, baby.
And, you know, ever since day one, she wouldn't let me play basketball.
-Five minutes of your time. -So?
You mad? That's all the players got to do to you, is make you mad, huh?
Bitch, get over here. Let me spank you.
Naw, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
See you, Sarah.
-Wait. You're Jesus of Coney Island? -Yeah, that's me.
Then she's spinning. She's turning over and over and over.
I'm about to send you down there with them.
my mother, she won't be able to attend my graduation...
Point game. Just play the game.
Brooklyn is in the house.
Goddamn. I should've known.
Every time I walk down the hallways, Where you going?
Oh, yeah, the whole world heard about that.
-So that's what this is all about, huh? -That's a part of it.
Damn!
I'm sorry. I apologize for putting my hands on you, okay?
You ever been there?
-Hi, young man. -I'm John Thompson from Georgetown University.
-This is Jesus Shuttlesworth. -Hi, Jesus.
-I'd never thought I would see anybody better than those guys. -Shit.
I want to feel you inside of me, papi.
Damn, what's he doing here?
-Give you money, man. -Nuh-uh!
Go get it!
He's able to do some of the things that most coaches talk about,
or you gon' end up just another nigger,
Basketball is like poetry in motion.
Hey, baby, you want to party with me tonight?
-For whom the final bell tolls -Whoo!
and be real for a minute.
Check.
-Seven to a lucky five. -Seven to a lucky five.
-Don't you want me looking good for you? -I need some money.
Yeah. Yeah, this is better than the Marriott.
So that's the real reason why you got your name.
-The guy's in pain. -Then give him something.
-that the guy who's doing it-- -Y'all going to give me the money?
Are you out of your mind?
I can't believe that bitch did me like this.
You can’t stop him. You can only hope to contain him.
Thanks.
Yeah, that's right. Everybody got game.
Ring the alarm Now the squad's wit' me
Give me the paper, man. You're irking me with that shit.
Show me something, kid.
Y'all want some breakfast?
-No, thanks, Uncle Bubba. -Suit yourself.
Mind your own business, man.
Their fundamentals is, uh-- is, like, sorely lacking.
It's arthritis.
I need some Fendi. Come on.
-lf I win, you get the hell out of here? -I ain't stuttered, son.
Hating Satan never knew what nice is
-That was my last one. -Yeah?
She wouldn't let me play in the garden, from day one, unless I did my homework.
-How much does your watch cost? -89.95.
Uncle Dennis And Kawhi
D'And--D'Andre?
I just want you to know what the tick-tock is.
So, uh, have you narrowed down your choices yet?
You don't know what that means to your daddy.
They locked him up, like in a straitjacket or something.
The way he dished, the way he, you know, he spinned.
He was coming down for a fast break, and the defender went for the ball.