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- Five hundred and seventeen boxes. - Oh, my God. How did you do that?
Oh, God, you're the best!
No.
They're fulfilling their life purpose by making people happy.
Eight, eight, eight...
. .
All right. I'll take one box of the Mint Treasures. One, and that's it.
Five dollars a box.
No. The one in Atlantic City. Dad loves the slots.
What if you put them here?
Yes, Elizabeth.
Well, I'm gonna go see her. I wanna bring her something.
...good thoughts.
So this must be kind of neat for you, huh?
Wow, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Can't I just look at the handles on them?
Both: Ta-da!
...because you ate them all.
- I'm sorry. - It's all right.
...and I'm hoping that maybe somehow this may help make up for it. Okay?
I know the empty trays go over there.
That word was "light'. Light.
I don't know.
That is so ageist.
I GOT THE JOB
Tomorrow is my last day, and I don't have a lead.
This is just the worst Christmas ever.
...who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz and sold over 2000 boxes.
I wouldn't have even hired me.