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[exhales deeply]
"My face is a..."
Of course, I'm happy!
[Gary sniffles]
[Gary grunting]
I'm old?
So, Gary tells me that you've been studying
More flame.
Direct sight lines, huh? Okay.
- "Sand." - "Sand." Yeah, like "sands."
Alana, it's Lance.
I'm gonna blow this stop sign.
I love his work with young actors.
[Alana] I'm good. How are you?
that's an excuse I'm gonna shove up your fucking penis hole, man.
[panting heavily]
The entire staff,
Don't let him get off the phone.
Tell Henrietta no?
- [waiter] Madame. - [Alana] Hi.
Thank you.
Nothing will puncture. We tested it.
Do you mean you?
Let's go home.
So tell me.
Freshmen class portraits at 9:30.
we think you'll be delighted."
The Salisbury steak is delicious. How's the chicken?
[engine idles and stops]
- Oh, volunteer. Wow. - Hi. It's an honor
You can't even keep your own stories straight.
Yeah, we'll do it together, okay? Here we go.
Fire up those torches! Now!
The Mikado?
- Reverse, reverse, reverse. - [gear cranks]
Sonny and Cher, Tim. Sonny and Cher.
♪ It's a garden that's full Of noisy flowers ♪
Am I catching you at a good time?
The fuck are you staring at? Push the truck.
[upbeat music playing]
- Good to see you as well. - Yeah, are you staying?
Hello?
What you got, motherfucker?
I think the cuisine is not mentioned.
My name's Alana.
- Yeah. - Well, why don't you just...
- I mean... - I knew it.
Toko-San! Toko-San!
Okay. Right along the ridge. Right along the ridge.
[sighs] Gary. Gary, Gary, Gary.
Hey, you still work at Tiny Toes?
Oh, come on.
♪ The sound of guitars Not quite in tune ♪
Uh-huh.
Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. All right.
[woman on PA] This is an announcement about Picture Day.
[upbeat soft rock music playing]
Come on. How are you gonna pay?
Right on your back, or right here.
Yes, you. It'll be nice, right?
And if they say you can do it, you can do it.
Yeah, my eyes need someplace to go.
[Jack and Rex grunting]
[Alana] Yeah, she works with me
Are you okay?
[phone continues ringing]
Valentine.
Gary, Gary, Gary, I see Alana.
Well, fuck you, then.
- My mom works for me. - Oh, of course she does.
if it's convenient within your plans,
"Everything is gonna be fine
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
I need a bottle of Everclear,
is Todd Rundgren's new album.
Go. Let's go. Let's go.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
- Thank you, Henri. - Thank you.
I can get us martinis.
Certainly you have some prospects?
With a frame, it's a bed.
[radio announcer] Teen-Age Fair, Hollywood Palladium.
It's all mine.
It's regular sized.
[chattering indistinctly]
You need to take more vitamin D and cod liver oil.
Nirvana, and others.
It's modern edge.
All right, let's get past that.
And if you've seen his pictures,
Jerry, I want to talk to you about this,
But you know what, Ted?
Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
Well, in the summer, it is, and in the winter, it isn't.
This is our "Big Bernie."
I didn't say a word.
you're not exactly sure how you're gonna do it,
Did you see No Time for Honor?
hoping we'll come.
[rock music continues playing]
I might...
Now, you know what I'd like to say...
but I have to because you guys are so motherfucking late.
[Jack] I see it spin.
Gotta stop fighting with everyone all the time.
That must be quite some cross to bear.
[Matthew] Are you gonna come to my house tonight, Joel?
No, no. You mischievous man.
because the waterbed is the greatest thing
so why don't you just go on back to your little office
Are you doing what I think you're doing?
[Gary chuckles softly]
- Oh, there you are, my... - [Lucy] You little shit!
These ones right here?
- [Alana] Goodbye. - Bye.
It's funny, we were just talking about that.
I'm patient. I'm a patient man.
I didn't see it before. That's... Wow.
- I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock tonight. - I don't care where you'll be.
[Matthew sighs]
I'm not telling you where I live, creep. Come on.
[Rex] Come on, you know you want it.
[radio announcer] Delicious Certs.
Here we go.
[loudly] Good show, everybody.
taking care of the Hacienda Hotel,
[Marina] No, this is where we start again.
Do you love it?
because water in a plastic bag is a water balloon.
I'm not trying to pressure you.
- Besides Hebrew. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
without the great bounce.
[Jack and Rex continue conversing indistinctly]
What's your name?
I don't know a word about you.
[rock music playing on speakers]
- to meet you. - Wow, what a pleasure.
It's my nozzle now.
Suspect is armed and dangerous.
[Henri] Miss Alana. Good evening.
[urgent knocking on door]