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Millionaire MAtt Davis?
Okay, he didn't.
it's what you make matzo balls with!"
A millionaire?!
Hayley?
She's had a little work done,
Ah! My pre-owned Saturn! I just got this thing!
Put them with the rest.
Hey, I was out test-driving some Saturns.
and instead, she wasted her entire life waiting for you!
But wait by the CB and I'll catch you later.
I saw them at Pizza Hut together.
I'm looking in her eyes when we talk.
And it's not fair to ask you to wait for me.
It's like "definitely," but with my name!
forever.
I believe you, Jeff Fischer.
died in a car accident.
but he's been a real good driver since then.
a life without Jeff, but...
we're gonna be stranded in deep space again.
No, that was yesterday.
with Millionaire Matt Davis!
I know, right?
Today I was a rodeo cowboy.
Great, right?
Ugh, Hayley's blowing it.
or I'd kill us all?
I'm assuming, based on the photo next to all these words.