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Guardians...
Does anybody have any tape out there?
It will be Drax's.
Because there's an unspoken thing.
Sorry if it seemed like I was flirting with the High Priestess.
I'm sorry. I am so sorry!
Your people promised something in exchange for our services.
T-minus five minutes.
You can go to hell then!
I, too, am extraordinarily humble
What?
You like a professional asshole or what?
It's a prototype fin.
Where to, Captain?
It's in the caverns...
Let's go take a walk.
Trillions. Even more.
Said you'd come back to the fold someday.
He would smush her!
Shooting Knight Rider or touring with his band in Germany.
What is it, son?
Hmm...
Taserface!
The bodies...
that best suited you...
I hired Yondu to pick you up...
Sleep.
Not without you!
Family reunion. Yay.
I guess.
That is called a practical joke!
I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system...
because that will set off the bomb immediately
My lady is the sea
Unbelievable.
and this is the thanks I get?
My Ovette.
Get to the ship!
That's enough killing for today.
It doesn't need to be like this, Peter.
You can't.
Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow.
If he's so soft, why are you whispering?
They are going to kill him!
You'll attack me the moment I let you go.
I am Lola
Welcome, everyone, to my world.
and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.
If you kill me...
I'm not boring!
But the access point is 47 clicks away.
It's a Ravager funeral.
Not if you do it like that.
It was all that I could come up with.
Then you push this button...
I'm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.
Ego's unhinged.
Yes.
He went off with his old man.
Get ready for an 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor...
And she works layin' whiskey down
Streptococcus gallolyticus.
It's Taserface?
Disgusting?
He didn't let us down after all, Captain.
Peter, you and I, we're the sailor in that song.
Hey!
Tape!
Not one of them carried the Celestial genes.
I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat's ass about you.
who wasn't afraid to do what needed to be done.
Such a shame that I told lolers that the only way to join the scruad was to try popular video game league of legends
It was just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends.
What is that?
His brain, his soul, whatever it is...
This is gonna hurt.
You're smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling.
I call it the Expansion.
And you're not a flea?
I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly...
There's a center to him.
and the light within.
and Heather Locklear.
When my cook buddies Are getting out after FRC
David Hasselhoff was my dad.
Over millions of years...
Dude!
- You know... - Brandy?
if we're two-time galaxy savers.
We're gonna blow!
Like the child I put in your mother...
Watch it, Quill!
don't push this button...
I eat honeybees.
What is the delay, Admiral?
My life, my love
Well, I don't know, like this?
Blue guy asking the orange one.....
Captain.
Well I don’t know what you’re talking about but I like the way you say it
Like you stealing those batteries.
It's got 300 songs on it.
I see it within you.
That Priestess offered us a million.
Do you wanna buy some batteries
Well, you may not be mortal, but me...
Kraglin, go!
A single Celestial doesn't have enough power
May I?
Wait.
What is it, Kraglin?
that your deaths are not without purpose.
As a child, you would carry his picture in your pocket...
she's afraid of something.
You lost the business of 99 of them by serving one.
I'm learning many things, like I'm a pet and ugly.
And there...
Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up!
On anyone, not just himself.
And if you don't love me now
Xander do you have any cough drops?
I was raised alone on Ego's planet.
of his true self. He will be back soon.
Orphaned on my homeworld.
The metal's too thick.
death will remain a stranger to both of us...
A quarter is 25.
Oh hell
Come on, come on.
I think that could be pretty, uh...