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for maybe like a week or maybe even more.
Because maybe, the moment her father's sperm reached your egg,
Oh, my God. You look good.
No. How could I possibly forget it?
It's the alarm.
so why don't you kiss my ass?
- After that, you're on your own. - Mm-hmm.
You look like shit. You should really chill.
I should call the police on him right now.
Twelve-steps therapy, all of it.
Yeah, sure.
Is it fucking safe? Oh, God.
Toothless.
Just get in the car!
Or any job skills or a dollar to my name.
Probably not.
DEB: Mm-hmm.
Why not? That'd make me feel good.
The blue Caribbean and the pearl green...
Beds open up every day.
And even after all, I put you through,
your grandmother's.
Who?
Why am I freaking out?
[GROANS]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Oh, and he has a girlfriend.
You're not gonna do that because the kids will end up in foster care.
Oh, my God.
Look, I, I am not going to make it to Monday if I stay here.
She warned me at the clinic.
We'll pick up tampons on the way. Okay?
I'm not your fucking punching bag!
- I am not grumpy. - He farts a lot.
I said I can't keep pills at the house.
Coach Miller.
whenever she's around. Have you noticed that?
How am I supposed to get better
Medicaid pays for three nights.
I am so sorry
Hi!
Do I have to spell it out for you?
You know, I do not do well when I'm left on my own
and I just...
SEAN: You all right?
I don't know, but we shouldn't laugh.
Mom!
Kiddo.
The way it is for kids,
make her tummy hurt.
You think I fucking give a shit?
- Uh, boom! You got got. - Oh... no.
and I can do that here. [CRYING]
How are the kids?
I don't know.
Freshman year.
- All right. - Ah...
- [GRUNTS] - But, ma'am, she has to sign herself.
I moved over to Lincoln last year.
Mom, you suck. You totally suck.
If now's a bad time,
No. I'll pick you up in three days.
I can get the shot.
[GROANING, CRYING]
ANSWERING MACHINE: Hey, this is Dale. Leave a message... or don't.
- Bye, baby. - CHLOE: Bye.
I'm not going to let myself stab it into my chest.
It's always what she said since she was a teenager.
That was you.
You should do four more to be safe.
Yeah. Tough neighborhood.
It's just that, uh...
- He's gonna take good care of you, all right? - Thank you.
- Greg, that's my mom. Stop! - What? What?
Can you make a right up here?
[WOMAN CRYING]
COACH: Did you know that
[MOLLY SHIVERING]