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Oh, I‘m sorry, Radar. Ofcourse. It‘s right there.
Okay, but we‘ll, uh, leave it loose for now.
fuming about my income taxes,
In a few days, I‘m gonna be back home tripping over kids‘ roller skates again,
I‘m suffering from terminal marriage.
A reminder that the cease—fire is not officially in effect.
|fit‘s true, you won‘t have to buck for a psycho discharge anymore.
Oh, well, you don‘t have to wait till then.
[Cheering]
[Sighs] You might‘ve worn your ring.
— Us? — Mm—hmm. As in,you and me.
But you did use all the right words:
He‘s queer for garbage dumps.
Quit beefing! We‘ve still got a line ofcasualties. Gimmea sponge.
—I hate to take your money. —| only hope you will.
Is now a good time?
Every word ofit.