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We're all businessmen. I'm sure we can work out some sort of an agreement.
Jamie! Uh! Out of my way!
Ha-Ha
Don't worry. I'll meet you there. I promise.
I wish every husband were more like you.
"Johnny to Peter. Johnny to Peter. Enemy sighted."
Jamie.
I got it! I got it!
[Children Chattering, Laughing]
Oh, yeah.
and the coffee...
There must be something about you he doesn't like— aftershave or something.
When you see someone poop in your school bus
[Coughing] What are you doing?
[Man] What's the matter with you?
[Groans] You!
- There's something I wanted to ask you. - Would you like my phone number?
Oh, what's he doing? Look, would you pick a kid already?
Oh. I'll be fine.
Uh-oh, Liza. It looks like Dementor has beaten Turbo Man.
Thought your little suit idea was so slick
[Clucking]
Hi, little girl
Turbo Man, you're mine!
Vinny got a ps5 months ago
Super Mario 64
Vinny got a Ps5 months ago..
- [Myron] Come on! - [Woman] Go ahead! Go ahead!
♪ Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo ♪
Hey, Dad, there's Owen and his dad.
Real "Caramelldansen" Version in a nutshell
Oh! He's wonderful!
- But no! You had other plans for Myron Larabee! - No, I had no plans.
I'll keep that in mind
Come on!
I am not a pervert
I promise.
Uh-uh-uh. That's "action figure."
[Shouting]
That was taken this morning.
But— Of course, for my old man...
I've already got the right answer! I won! Yeah!
[Growls]
Here's to you, Dad.
- Well, are you? - Am I what?
Don’t you forget… You’re my number ONE customer!
Where have you guys been?
♪ Now bring us some figgy pudding ♪
Password.
[Echoing] Nestled safely under our tree
I saw. I saw.
You can always count on me.
- Uh, uh, sh-short, uh, with a fur coat. - Fur coat.
Applebee’s
All right, kid. Give me the doll, and nobody gets hurt.
But, you know, little boy with your attitude...
Not Ike and Tina, because she left, but we could do it!
HO HO HO
Did I win?
- Check it out! - You see Turbo Man?
Yeah. That Turbo Man doll.
Take it. Count it.
- It's not what you think it is. - Oh, it isn't? Really?
Now, there must be a Turbo Man around here somewhere.
I've had it up to here
Uh, duh— The last one just left.
To see me fly and all.
I finally got one!
- Um, some lady had it on layaway. - A lady? What lady?
Yeah, I got a madman in my studio, and— Help me!
Anime?
Merry Christmas Ho, ho, ho!
Leslie Hall: Hey everybody, these two are looking for a Turbo Man
There are lots of women who would give anything to be in your position right now.
Dear Santa, "please send me a bike and a slinky"
Backwards.
Sure, but I don't see why we can't pick up a little loose change in the process.
[Applause]
- Ted, would you drive us? - Of course.
- He's looking at me. - Here! No. He's looking at me!
I'll be there. I promise.
You just think of everything, don't you, Ted?
Put That Cookie Down...Now!
I failed as a husband, and I failed as a father.
Turbo Man. Which reminds me— you got the doll, right?
I was flying with Turbo Man! He saved me from Dementor!
You're right. I really blew it.
Myron! Come on, old buddy.
What would you know about keeping your promises? You never keep your promises!
.
Hey, sorry you missed the karate class today.
I've been watching a family of deer down by Lake Minnetonka.
No, you don't! [Scoffing Laugh]
♪ And full of that joy ♪
Yeah!
Tell me. What do you want?
What are you, the question king, huh? Chill.
[Grunts]