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Stake about five to 10% offer over there squarely down. Yeah. No. Huh?
We built the site.
It's not my cat. It's just a barn cat.
or after you're done doing it?
We need to talk to Gail.
spike the likelihood of having sex with girls.
Hold your horses there. Let's put this to a vote.
I... I just...
Step one, we got to builds us a website.
Those for closing down Fartbook, raise your hands.
Who, Garrett? No, Jarett.
What the truck is wrong with that?
Now hold your good goddamn horses here, let's put it to a vote, those for...
No one: Me:
but when he opens the bathroom door, what does he find?
They raised three little shits. So...
Now suck on your Sutro filter...
That was a real ass flapper, if I do say so, myself.
So, what are you saying?
If you want to sit on our backs and call yourselves tall,
Of course it is. Popcorn, fart location, movie theater.
And your friends' farts.
Skip that middle man. Right, we'll skip the middle man.
That right there was an air biscuit.
Yes.
I really like the placement of the fizzler at the end.
Hard no.
Like why you gotta put everything on the internet, while you're doing it,
are intellectually, creatively, artistically,
So, yeah, I'll just show you how it works.
Wow.
They're not. They are just a cat or a kid fart.