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But see, I had just got that message from someone else.
how's gonna people know what you did?
For example... (IMITATING DRUM ROLL)
and I'll feed you a Kentucky Klondike Bar, you little twat.
'Cause you're not supposed to fart in front of girls. What?
But for farts?
Why you gotta put numbers and letters together?
The kids will fucking love that shit.
Because I like his farts?
Well, I'm pretty sure they added me on Skypes a while back,
The Ginger fucked an ostrich.
Each member will be able to upload three farts.
Of what?
DAN: Ready.
You're not fooling me, bud.
I don't give a shit about your kids.
Yes, we will.
(DAN FARTING)
You talk to her, then.
how they get fucked.
USDA certified, 100% non‐animal tested, organic beauty.
So, how are you gonna do it?
We're done here, Glen.
The fuck you will. Wondrous.
Not really sure I want one.
If you continue to misuse Fartbook,
Who might know
'Cause it's too complicated. It's like algebra.
Oh, if a woman's not gonna love me for my farts
Anyhow, this one time his pal texts him up,
(GROWLS) I'm gonna get you, you fuckin' pheasant!
Just wanted to let you know that Glen stole our website.
Better than going into business with a meth head? One or two.
He's a... Wait.
Oh, mmm, the Ginger...
I miss it too, three‐point shoes.
Not one. You're welcome. Thanks, buddy.
Those d‐gens would lap this right up.
Doesn't matter. She'll perform.
You never told me that. Did too.
I wish Gail could hear that fart.
If you continue to misuse Fartbook,